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@MementoDory
Writer, bi-cultural deportee, she/her, cuir. The supermarket meet cute y’all deserve. Mermaid 👑, whore for a good story
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Okay but black beans and mole (just the sauce!) go hard, feliz mes patrio
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Saw the Pit Stop clip where Katya said her look alike was Lorena Herrera, and honestly this the pledge of allegiance of my bi-nationality
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also, Wendy's frosty's taste like gourmet chocomilk (praisingly)
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Today I admitted to not being a shit employee, and maybe I need more therapy than I realize bc I was like "Let me make a note of this so my therapy can see how much I am *improving*"
Like, can you win at therapy?
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Not even a theory. It’s very correct. Case in point: slips.
Mary@MaryJackalope
I have a theory that people have simply forgotten why “old fashioned” things like undershirts, and (not in the winter) hats, gloves and scarves are actually USEFUL. It seems so strange that the whimsy of the trends could overcome the practicality
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you gotta think of it like stocking a wine cellar
Maliha@CaffeinatedLiha
My toxic trait is impulse buying books and then not reading them for months
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Is there anything worse than someone interrupting you while you are in the middle of giving instructions that would have put them on the correct course of action istg
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Just so we're clear: they had fewer cops and crime went down.
KING 5 News@KING5Seattle
Washington sees overall decrease in 2023 crimes despite worst officer staffing rate in US king5.com/article/news/c…
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MY hottest take is colleges should remove business degrees
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