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We are violently cold. The computer can’t stop giving losers. A couple more and we won’t be able to pay our manufacturer back for the UNDERwear. Tonight is a big one 4 plays all 1 unit on the company card ⬇️ MTL/TOR U6.5 PHI/VAN U6.5 ARI/LAK U6.5 TBL/VGK U6 #TrustTheProcess

🎵 Under, Under, Under, Under Junior, Double, Triple Under Flame-grilled memes with perfect unders🎵 At Barrel Bombs, have it your way… We rule! 1 Unit Play: FLYERS/KRAKEN U6 #TrustTheProcess

7 PM. See you at Paddy’s Pub to watch this low scoring affair. Milk Steaks on us when it hits. 1.5 UNIT PLAY ⬇️ FLYERS/KINGS U6 #TrustTheProcess

A nice little Saturday slate today. Let’s get shower with your clothes on weird. Here are the picks 1 unit ⬇️ ARI/DAL U6 CHI/STL U6.5 EDM/VAN U7 1.5 unit ⬇️ LA/NSH U6 #TrustTheProcess

Came down to the wire but we got todays Wordle. And boy is it the sexiest word in sports gambling… Attacking this massive total. We’re not afraid. VAN/TB UNDER 7 (-125) 1 unit play #TrustTheProcess

Ladies and Gentlemen, Today's Pick: 1.5 Unit: Stars Golden Knights U6 -110 Enormous Week in the NHL season coming up. All of our picks will be on DubClub. Follow us for FREE with the link below. bit.ly/3VF8fBo?r=7490

The Computer has spoken. Four plays for this packed NHL slate. @ChatGPTBot has confirmed these are absolute locks. Want our 1.5 Unit play? Subscribe for free on DubClub, link below: bit.ly/3VF8fBo?r=7490

We got 4 just down right nasty picks tonight. But there is a twist. GO to our #DubClub link per below, SUBSCRIBE for FREE, and RESPOND to us the random NHL player we posted with our picks to win a pair of our UNDERwear. JUST DO IT! bit.ly/3VF8fBo?r=7490

Your boy finally got himself a banner logo 😎 The legendary banner of Phil Kessel Pac-Manning cheeseburgers will never be forgotten. Huge shout out to @Memesbyscott for the design! #GamblingTwitter #SportsBetting

Is anybody else horny for Sunday night football? We’ve got some Underwood! Today’s pick: #Ravens #Steelers Under 35

1.5U #Blackhawks #stlblues 1U #LeafsForever #yotes

THE 8TH AND FINAL DAY OF BOMBUKKUH COMMENT which team will have a defensive TD today. Winner will get $50 VENMO and UNDERwear!!! If multiple people win, longest TD is the tie breaker. Our Pick 1 Unit ⬇️ WSH/SF U37.5 #TrustTheProcess

Day 5 of Bombukkuh! Easy contest and some very tasty picks LIKE this tweet to have a chance to get a FREE 3 DAY graphic package from our very own @Memesbyscott MUST be following both to be eligible Our picks: 1 unit plays⬇️ TB/TOR U6 STL/SEA U6 ANA/LA U6.5 #TrustTheProcess

✅ 🤷🏻‍♂️ ✅ +2.23 units A solid night for day 4 of Bombukkuh. Congrats to our good friend @DaCoochieBets on winning the UNDERwear day 4 contest. Cale Makar was even in on it by declining that power play. New contest and picks coming up later. Let’s stay naughty!

The dumbest play you might literally ever see in your lifetime gives one lucky contestant $25! Congrats to @laurencroty! You can thank Jakobi Meyers for this one. Our play also got smoked. We move on to day 4. New contest coming shortly!

Day 2 of Bombukkuh! All rules below for today. Let’s get naughty. Comment to enter! Todays picks 1 UNIT PLAYS ⬇️ OTT/DET U6 ANA/EDM U6.5 NSH/COL U6 SJ/LA U6 1.5 UNIT PLAY ⬇️ NY/VGK U6 #TrustTheProcess

We win on night 1 of Barrel Bombukkuh! Light it up baby! Congrats to @AlbertsLocks for winning the free pair of UNDERwear! Wear those babies proud! Another contest/picks coming later today. Stay tuned Let’s stay naughty people #TrustTheProcess

Welcome to night 1 of BARREL BOMBUKKUH! Easy contest today. Just have to use your fingers. Just need to RETWEET for a chance to win our brand new UNDERwear! They are indeed naughty and comfy! 1st pick of Bombukkuh is… CHI/MIN U6 (-115) ⬆️ 1 unit play #TrustTheProcess

💣💣✅✅ NY RANGERS MITES INTERMISSION GAME U1.5 +100 units