David Barratt

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@guerillacricket A cry went out across the world, a song of glory and of victory. A most lovely sound, carried from the suburbs of Sydenham to the very heart of Adelaide. And we cried as one, again and again, until triumph was finally secured… GO HARDER! GO HARDER! GO HARDER

@guerillacricket And we few, we lucky, happy (some might say clinically insane) few, who listened through the long night, would carry this moment forever, lodged deep within us. We would recount it to children, grandchildren: what happened on this day, and how it felt to be there

@guerillacricket Today is the day. The day we thought impossible. The day the tides turned and hearts swelled beyond their bounds. The day when dreams hardened into memory, and two humble Saxon names: Jacks and Smith, rose, improbably and irrevocably, into legend.

@guerillacricket GO HARDER!!!

@guerillacricket JESSOP ALERT KLAXON. GO HARDER!!!

@guerillacricket It is time for cricket. Not that flimsy pageantry of pyjama contests, but Test cricket as described by Global Guerrillas Where tea is sacred, tempers fray like cheap linen, and lubed up men dressed in nothing but bucket hats shout ever louder… GO HARDER!!!

@WhitstableMan Are you saying that the £10,000 I sent you in Nigeria didn’t get there?

Anyone else having problems with Revolut cards today ?

@guerillacricket MAGA Make Archer Great Again!!!

@SkyCricket This is a great idea if there is the jeopardy of relegation for the bigger teams and India play Pakistan.

Is a two-tier system in Test cricket the way forward? 🤔 The Melbourne Age has suggested that ICC chair Jay Shah will meet with his counterparts from England and Australia to discuss a potential two-tier system, which would see marquee series take place more frequently.

@guerillacricket I accidentally put the sound up on TNT and I thought… Harmison please shut up you ignorant, ludicrous, stupid, irrelevant, senseless, trivial, simple wankbubble. GO HARDER!!!

Loving the new Grey Haired Wokes. He GO HARDER!!!!

@guerillacricket Stat Attack. If Root gets out in the 90’s I think it will be the first time three batsmen have got out in the 90’s in an innings without anyone in the side getting a century. GO HARDER!!!

@guerillacricket Crawley didn’t go HARD ENOUGH!!!

@guerillacricket Obviously this is not ideal but of course the only thing to do is GO HARDER!!!

@guerillacricket GO HARDER!!! (obviously)

@SamEwen Are you back on The Crack again?

I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED AGGREGATED AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT LIQUIDITY, AND I AM AGGREGATED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO INTEROPERATE, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE UNITY THAT I DESIRE.

@guerillacricket GO HARDER!!!

@NeillBlomkamp I’d go with 1910 - 1930 Antibiotics/Anaesthetic/mass-production/Fascism/Communism/Refined Capitalism.

within a 2 decade time frame, what is the most dramatic change, where twenty years ahead seems unimaginably different? Like 1900 to 1920, or 2000 to 2020 etc, in history...

@guerillacricket Three days a in… After the riots After the bloodshed. After the football stopped (and then started again). After weeks and weeks of gratuitously banal hundredball. The great game is back. Time to tune into Guerrilla Cricket and it is time to… GO HARDER!!!

@guerillacricket Bring back Bazball. GO HARDER!!!