@_Alvadee I know it’s hard for people as lard-endowed as yourself to go on walks but I’m doing that currently. (To not end up fat and enjoy nature at the same time)
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MeowingMutant
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MeowingMutant
@MeowingMutant0
opinions are not my own, they belong to the voices in my head NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Katılım Mart 2022
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@MeowingMutant0 damn, say do you ever leave your mom's basement and interact with real people?
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@_Alvadee @despicablefemme This isn’t a normal physique. This is a grotesque abomination of the human body.
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@despicablefemme x users disgusted to find out people are attracted to norman physiques instead of only being able to get horny when someone looks like a chiseled Hollywood superstar who invests thousands into their looks every year
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Imagine the blood coursing through your veins as you trample a field of libtards to the sound of cannon fire. That is living
Bo Loudon@BoLoudon
🚨BREAKING: This incredible LAPD Horse kicked a "No Kings" protestor to the ground after he tried blocking them with his body. Can this horse be awarded a medal? Follow: @BoLoudon
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Propagation of yellow fever material will create another ER.
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If you’re Peating properly you should be peeing every half hour.
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Still think eating seed oils is a good idea?
eigenrobot@eigenrobot
5mo son is delightfully fat marblemaxxing rollmogging
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@MrNOVApolitico @liberscravola This is no laughing matter, Tim
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This small kitten gathered every bit of strength it had and tried to threaten its torturer with its tiny body.
It was likely the only defense it knew — an instinct its mother may have taught it to survive danger.
But in the end, the kitten could do nothing but tremble.
Because of a disgraceful pile of rotting garbage that shames China, cats in the country are being subjected to acts of extreme cruelty and torture.
In terms of animal welfare, China is being left behind by the modern world. In many ways, it still remains in a primitive stage.
China needs a law that clearly prohibits animal abuse.
This foul-smelling heap of garbage that shames China should be swiftly collected and removed.
#ChinaAnimalAbuse
#StopChinaCatTorture
#中国に動物虐待禁止法制定を
#中国猫拷問者は中国の恥
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@alvostra @PalmyrPar Certified SolidWorks Professional here brother. Fuck that godforsaken software.
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@PalmyrPar I need to use the Solid fucking Works. As long as SolidWorks exists, you will be stuck with Windows. CATIA, Siemens NX, Solidworks etc. are the archons of the same demiurge.
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Allah willing, no person of good and clear heart shall need to use M*crosoft W*ndows by the year 2030.
Apple Hub@theapplehub
Apple has introduced the new MacBook Neo - 13” LCD display - A18 Pro chip - 8GB RAM - 256GB/512GB storage - 16 hours of battery life - Colors: silver, indigo, blush, and citrus - Starts at $599 ($499 for students) Order today. Available on March 11
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I am not enjoying the Kalos fart arc
Καλός@realKalos
@van1llye Can you do a Cake-farter cosplay next? 😩🍑💨🎂🤭
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@cashgrabber9000 Find instagram page of incoming freshman at a nearby university, scroll followers. Take your pick of the litter.
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24 year old virgin here.
-college educated
-living in major city downtown
-six figure earner at big 4 accounting firm
-work out thrice a week
-HTN
-healthy social circle
Yet I have yet to feel the loving embrace of a foid, what am I doing wrong here?
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Why are you spending so much of your grocery budget on liquids?
Taleed El-Sabawi, JD, PhD@el_sabawi
Today, I paid $61 for this. From Walmart. In the mid-West. $61. How do we expect most Americans to put food on their table at these prices?!
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Having a high body count as a man makes you gay
But if you’re too low that’s also gay
Somewhere in the middle is “tasteful guy who does well with women”
But once you get into 50+ territory you’re obviously coping for something
And over 100 is usually a self hating homosexual.
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I think we can all finally admit @amazingatheist has a bigger penis than us.
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