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Deadpool.
@MercRegen
In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away!
Katılım Mart 2019
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We all know I’m the sexiest one.
honz ✨@CH0PPENHEIMER
Deadpool joins the girlies and their cropped jacket gang
English
“Aw come on, I came to ask you to go on a mission with me! You know how well we work together.”
He extended his hand to give a thumbs up.
“Plus, you’re my favorite assassin.”
𓏲 ειεκτʀα. 𓂃@redprowess
( @MercRegen ) “ this is a test of my patience. it has to be god. “ elektra, in all her curly locks and blank expression, stares daggers of dissatisfaction into deadpool. “ that must be why you’re here, wade. “ he wasted the last of her tolerance when they were thunderbolts.
English
“Hmm…”
He would raise his finger to his chin, thinking.
“I’d pay a few thousand that’s for sure.”
ℳ𝒊𝒔𝒔 ♚ ℱ𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒕@DIAM0NDXQUEEN
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ “𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 .” Opting to use actual words this time . “𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 . 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 .” ᅠ
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@intellectuaIist -
“Make sure to save room for me in the shower, showering with you is on my bucket list!”
He’d pull out the list, showing her that it was number ten on his list.
English
@intellectuaIist — head.
“You better eat your breakfast though, I slaved over this stove you know!”
Rolling his eyes through his mask, he’d turn around and begin cleaning. By cleaning, he meant opening the window and throwing every dirty dish out of the window.
—
English
[Starter for @intellectuaIist.]
Wade had been in the kitchen, multiple pans on the stove. Loud banging, and crashing from the multiple mistakes he was making. It was bound to wake up anyone that had been sleeping nearby!
An annoying whistle would emanate from his lips—
English
Oh, sorry that’s my boner. I’ll tell him to quiet down while we talk.
ᅟᅟᅟ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ@HARDYSHEISTS
mouthy thing .
English
This isn’t a time for words babe, do you feel that spark between us?
ᅟᅟᅟ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ@HARDYSHEISTS
what do I even say to that ….
English
You’d be taller if you stepped on me.
ᅟᅟᅟ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ@HARDYSHEISTS
i stand at 5’10 , can you believe it ?
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Congratulations (READER) !
You have been annually invited to the Moon Gala hosted by the Inhuman Royal Family on December 28th, 2025.
( #𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 )
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“Well, for team bonding purposes! We are both X-Men ya know.”
——𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐡, 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧' 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.@GOlNGR0GUE
“Ya never fully answered my question. Why do ya wanna kiss me so badly?”
English
“Ok..”
Wade would reach for his wallet, pulling it out.
Luckily there was nothing in there except for a picture of him and Wolverine.
َ@velvetIuck
good boy. now reach for your wallet..
English
“Hm, okay I’m liking where this is going.”
Deadpool puts his hand in his pocket like she asked.
َ@velvetIuck
hmm.. if you can bark, i’m guessing you can follow commands? put one hand in your pocket.
English
Umm.. I can sing, I can rip my limbs off. Oh! I can backflip!
َ@velvetIuck
mm.. no. i said tricks, not disappointments.
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