Mercer Morrison

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Mercer Morrison

@MercerMorrison

Part-time comedian, dreamer, Charlie Sheen impersonator, lover, friend, blacksmith

New York City Katılım Ağustos 2010

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·26 Ağu

New artwork of my superhero!

@roxanasuperhero@roxanasuperhero

New Roxana art is finally here 🎸🎸🎸! @Maxicere_art Inspo @nylawho1 #passionproject #comicbooks #comicbook #superhero #guitar #musician #music #guitarist #strongwomen #art #cartooncharacter #femalesuperhero #swole #rockstar #marvelcomics #marvel #dccomics #mcu #mcuedit

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·1d

#thesheepdetectives #sheepdetectives #truedetective #parody #trending

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·1d

@esjesjesj He’s forever stuck on 2016 red pill humor

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·1d

Never seen someone so good at accidentally proving other people right

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@BENZOTOOIE Cheers

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BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE·2d

When was the last time a popular show had a good final season and a satisfying finale because I genuinely can’t remember.

VIP Séries@vipseriesbr

Quando o assunto é temporada final:

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Neeva Gang 2.0@PunishedGramsci·3d

The movie couldn't spell out any more clearly that these jobs are entirely ephemeral, soul crushing, and unstable. The entire thrust of the second and third act is mass layoffs based entirely on vibes, the characters psychosis is entirely due to this precarious position.

Lo-Ping@GamingAndPandas

"AAAAAAAAAH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT WITH A STABLE INCOME I'M LITERALLY IN HELL SAVE ME KURT COBAIN'S GHOST AAAAAAAH!" Why was Gen X like this?

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·3d

@disclosetv Yea, no one has ever come up with that

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Disclose.tv@disclosetv·4d

NOW - Trump: "I came up with a new name: 'Dumocrats!'"

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·3d

@MajinJacuzzi He don’t deserve the FAHHHH sound

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⚜️@MajinJacuzzi·4d

I need a FAHHHHHH after he closes his eyes hearing the bond amount

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)@shannonsharpeee

Judge sets Bond for racist streamer chud the builder at $1.25 million dollars

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·3d

@DannyVegito But from my POV, the Jedi are evil

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Keifer@DannyVegito·5d

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

Claire Penis@ZeroSuitCamus

What are your thoughts about Qui-Gon Jinn?

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@lunch_enjoyer FREE SPEECH!!!! *yelling slurs at ppl like a moron*

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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer·4d

Oh, but when I become racist for money I get nothing. Cool.

TMZ@TMZ

💰 Chud The Builder's fundraiser flooded with donations after attempted murder charges. Take a look: bit.ly/4dJaT5h

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@GamingAndPandas Did you watch the movie?

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Lo-Ping@GamingAndPandas·4d

"AAAAAAAAAH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT WITH A STABLE INCOME I'M LITERALLY IN HELL SAVE ME KURT COBAIN'S GHOST AAAAAAAH!" Why was Gen X like this?

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Aes🇺🇸@AesPolitics1·4d

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Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver·5d

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·4d

@nylawho1 What if raccoon dong cures brain-worm?

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nylaWHO@nylawho1·28 Mar

On my way to deposit another one of these bad boys in RFK jr’s brain🥺♥️🙏 #brainworm

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·4d

#kevinhart #kevinhartroast #trending #roast #shanegillis

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·8 May

@nylawho1 @MrsErikaKirk You on a roll, Nyla!

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nylaWHO@nylawho1·8 May

@MrsErikaKirk We nicknaming u the krusty Kirk killer btw

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Erika Kirk@MrsErikaKirk·8 May

Even though our kids won’t see our love “grow old together” from an earthly stand point; they’ll see it from a Heavenly one. And I’ll tell them of our love story any moment I can. Happy Anniversary to the love of my life.

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·8 May

@nylawho1 @RFKJr_Official

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nylaWHO@nylawho1·8 May

@RFKJr_Official Listen to your own throat and stop speaking

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Robert@RFKJr_Official·8 May

We will not have lockdowns or allow experimental vaccines on the shelf. Never again.

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Mercer Morrison@MercerMorrison·8 May

@nylawho1

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nylaWHO@nylawho1·8 May

We need to get a Time Machine I need to stop this mf from ever being born

FactPost@factpostnews

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

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