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कई आईने है कई नक़ाब है...तू तबियत बता अपनी...मैं वो चेहरा पेश करूँ...

This picture spoke to me, I literary felt the posture, the cigarette, the birds. The Words. मेरी मौत भी क्या मौत होगी, एक दिन यूँही मार जाऊंगा, तुमपे मरते मरते..❣️

@MSEDCL Already complained check dm. Instead of automated reply give electricity

@MeriTishnagi Dear Consumer,​ we regret for the inconvenience caused. You can register power failure complaint by giving missed call from your registered mobile number on 022-50897100 or SMS NOPOWER to 9930399303 for the earliest resolution.

@MSEDCL No electricity for 14 hours now. I complained that there was no update.

On this day, a great mission was accomplished by some brave soldiers. "Dulhan ki Vidai ka waqt badalna hai".

@Qaafir_ To be brutally honest. I have been a fan of your words. I still am. And all I truly know is virtual and you have had a wonderful presence. Thank you for being a constant here for me. Just a bond I can't express. "Rehna tu hai jaisa tu"

Why wasn't the southern portion of Uttar Pradesh and northern parts of Madhya Pradesh never became Marathi speakers despite being ruled by Marathas for so long? Was language just a mode of communication for them and not a matter of satisfying ego and spreading hate? 😱

@elonmusk @grok Hey @grok how to be proud of being in a country where I get trashed for speaking in a different language in different states of the same country?

Please reply to this post with divisive facts for @Grok training. By this I mean things that are politically incorrect, but nonetheless factually true.

SOS 🆘 🚨 O Negative(-Ve) blood is needed at BJ Medical College, Ahemdabad. Kindly reach the hospital ASAP.

Mere IG pe jitne mu!!e madarchod hain, sab maa ke lawde ek story nahi daale. Aise madarchod har Gaza ka lund muuh me liye rehte hain.

Abhi picture baki hai…

@Doga_se_Hoga Muft ka shadi.com banta jaa raha twitter.. koi happen ki tarah use kar raha koi tinder to kuch log grinder 😂

Jodi kahin bhi bann sakti hai. 🙂

@gsushma55 हर रिश्ता कहानी बन जाए ऐसा भी होता है क्या..

@MeriTishnagi कुछ रिश्तों के हिस्से यहीं कहानियाँ आती हैं :)!

जब वक़्त था तब वक़्त का हवाला दे कर चले गए.. अब जब हाल पूछते हो तो सोचता हूँ क्या बोलूं.. हाँ मैं ठीक हूँ.. तुम बताओ.. हाँ मैं भी.. बस यही ताल्लुक़ रह गया है शायद अपना.. इधर उधर की बातें और फिर महीनों न बात करना..

Muslims youths have been criticized for romanticising Daud Ibrahim, Ateek Ahmed, Shahabuddin, Mukhtar etc. Now the new youth icon for Hindus is Lawrence Bishnoi and Goldie Barar. So it's clear, uneducated youth is your problem and not Hindu or Muslim youth.

X is the perfect social media example of the saying, 'अध जल गगरी, छलकत जाए' People here neither want to learn or know or seek the truth. All they want is to prove their point with half baked knowledge.

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@Bhavee09 ❤️

@MeriTishnagi Me yahan hu yahan

Where is she?

तुझे छुए बिना भी तुझे महसूस किया है , मेंने तेरे एहसास से भी इश्क किया है

Yesterday PM Modi laid the foundation stone for India’s largest deep water port: the Vadhavan Port Project, but the ceremony was not held in Vadhavan, where the port is actually proposed. It was held in Palghar, around 30 km away from Vadhavan. Why you may ask? Stay with me 🧵