Mairéad Dickinson

The amount of Parmesan cheese I put on a bowl of spaghetti is directly related to how sad I am

To get into the club for my friend’s 30th, I pretended my leftover burger was a clutch purse and no one questioned me

My wife is going on vacation for a week. So it’s just me and the boy. Working out all the single dad’s greatest hits: breakfast for dinner, a movie where you forgot there was a brief nude scene, pjs out in public and ice cream always at the ready

@kingofworcester I’m reporting this. And so close to internationals women’s day

My wife is singing Pocahontas, go get ‘em boys, cancel her.

@kingofworcester Too sassy

Slipped on the ice and bruised my ribs a couple of days ago. But I keep telling my wife I’m sore because god took one of my ribs to create a new woman for me.

@juliepoptart Amen

Dear Lord, The way I feel when I’m drunk and eating Cheetos? Can you make the rest of life like that? Thank you. -Julie p.s. Baked Cheetos is fine

@K1ll3rC0mb0 @MaevriPlays Everyone has a right to share their story—they don’t have to do it in a way that pleases you. Everyone also has a right to defend themselves. No one is taking away Bil’s right to defend himself.

I recently learned I am not his only victim. I won't let fear continue to keep me silent. No one else should have to go through this. Bil Carter, aka Jump, sexually assaulted me at PAX South 2017. #MeToo

@MaevriPlays I’m so sorry and I completely empathize with how you handled this. I’ve been there.

I filed a rape report against Bil Carter (AKA Jump) on October 26, 2019 Read: tl.gd/n_1sr9mh3

Wow @Telegraph - nice job with the Tanya Gold click bait. I look like that @nike mannequin, and I’ve done a 10k, a half, & a marathon this year. And there’s another 10k & a half coming up. If you think obese women can’t run you’ve clearly been living under a rock.

guaranteed I'll be running into all my ex-boyfriends today due to this powerful summoning charm called "wearing no make up in public"

When rapists are set free, Prince and Muhammad Ali are dead, and now Trump is the presidential canidate

When a 15 year old is threatened online by a 29 year old man. But boys will be boys, right? #whataboutthegirls

#MasculinitySoFragile when I told a Tinder match whom I'd never met IRL I was unavailable he said "technically I friendzoned you first"

dermatology bills = the tax on white privilege

I'm using @Keyholeco for real-time hashtag #analytics. Tried it yet? keyhole.co/r/7be0e4 #trykeyhole