Marcus Crawford
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Marcus Crawford
@MerryWonderer
Adventuring Hopeless Romantic with High Standards and Questionable Morals
England, United Kingdom Katılım Aralık 2013
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Tell us if you think people should have to provide ID to vote manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tell-you-…
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@highbrow_nobrow It true, he doesn't want to pay his taxes. 😹😹😹
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@NickAdamsinUSA Maybe so, but how many of those answers are just wrong? 🤔😂
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@MarinaPurkiss Why settle for the bronze when you can have the Gold, forget question time HIGNFY is the best political and current news program in the UK. Well done btw, just seen the show,myou did great.
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Something very odd happened…
I got asked to go on the BBC
No, not Question Time
But on Have I Got News For You
Surreal
Airs tonight at 9pm.
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…
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@mollymcghee Your Highness, Your Grace, Your Majesty, Your Holiness, To whom it may concern, defender of the faith, dear friend, Oi you!!😸😸😸
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@flaminhaystacks Genuinely hope your daughter has a great and fun time sailing, passes her qualification and goes on to do her day skipper. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽The water doesn't care what sex, race or gender you are, just ask Zeng Yi Sao. 😎😈
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The owner, realising that my daughter had been completely in the right, has offered for her to redo 3 days of the course in order to get her qualification
So this weekend my daughter is back there, completing her sailing course to become a competent crew member
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@TimLihoreau Thanks @TimLihoreau Loving the count down, Happy Easter to you.
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@TLDRNewsUK Why does everything the government do, seem to make the UK a worste place to live?
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🦈 Shark is back on the menu at English fish and chip shops, the FT reports.
Amid rising costs, the government has allowed UK fishermen to land Northeast Atlantic spurdog, a small species of shark.
It had been served in the UK until 2010, when a catching ban was introduced.
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@flaminhaystacks And there it it...... Wait, no don't say it get worse, I'm already So disappointed.
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@flaminhaystacks Was yeayyy, this sounds good, on the the ladder to being a skipped 👍🏽then was...... Oh no, please tell me the guys didn't say something stupid 🙀
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The first few days were brilliant. My daughter really took to the sailing and the instructor was telling her that she should do the Day skipper course afterwards as she was really good.
Then my daughter started calling me saying she didn't like what the men were saying on board
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@VonBlade @qikipedia Alas I fear the olde Anglo-Saxon didn't have access to fire-arms.
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@qikipedia A hunting party. Four shooters, four valets, two whippers out, two spotters and a dog to retrieve
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Four dilly-dandies.
Four stick standies.
Two crookers.
Two lookers.
And a wig wag.
Can you guess the answer to this Anglo-Saxon riddle? Share your guesses in the replies.
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@LordAslanThe2nd @KatyMontgomerie I am stealing this meme, thank you Asmodean
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@RaggedTP Not saying you're wrong, broader point may be spot on. However it's ALWAY worrying when political groups talking about national movements bring in ethnicity. Particually if during the conversation pointing out how someone is "the wrong type of ethnic minority" for the movement.
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Humza Yousaf will have difficulty convincing Scottish people he’s the right person to lead the SNP.
Many indigenous Scots will be suspicious of any movement for national liberation headed up by someone not representative of the oppressed indigenous people's ethnicity and culture.
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@RaggedTP @WaWilliams66 @Socialist67 Indigenous...."you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means"
GIF
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@WaWilliams66 @Socialist67 There's a huge difference between 'white' and 'indigenous.'
Try using this new fangled interweb thingummy to look up the meaning 🤷♂️
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@WuffasCarl @Freedom22BB So, You honestly believe there was a time after the Cheddermen Britons but before the Celts and the later the Romans where NOONE lived on the British isles? Yet there is no break on in the archeology, Strange take 🤔
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Thanks to a keen follower, they let me know that this person is a racist. Guess what? There's racism on the left too. Unfollowed.
Also for chrissake will British people learn what "Indigenous" means? Whose behind this account? A Pict?
Ragged Trousered Philanderer@RaggedTP
Humza Yousaf will have difficulty convincing Scottish people he’s the right person to lead the SNP. Many indigenous Scots will be suspicious of any movement for national liberation headed up by someone not representative of the oppressed indigenous people's ethnicity and culture.
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Don't use pre-minced garlic, always chop it yourself, because your hands smell delicious after
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@drmistercody So can we have out Tea back ? Asking as a Brit?
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@ISASaxonists Think some people get the SNP mixed up with the BNP and UKIP
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Let's test twitter today....
If you see this tweet...
And you love Psych..
Drop a pineapple with the #Psych4 hashtag in the replies 🍍
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I see the adorable widdle dog that ate my homework.
Gavin Thomas@gavinthomas2015
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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