Mystical Messi™

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Mystical Messi™

@MessiisMystical

I just rep the greatest footballer to grace the game and nothing else.

Argentina Katılım Temmuz 2020

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Mystical Messi™@MessiisMystical·5 Haz

I sure as hell ain’t naming my kid snake

jarksun@AlexJarksun

What's that one footballer name you can never give your child :

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S 🇦🇷@say33d3·21 Haz

three reasons to watch this world cup:

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Nuel@LfcNuel·3 Haz

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Trent Alexander Arnold to Burnley, HERE WE GO! 🔵🟤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Deal in place and all agreed with English right back to join Burnley from Real Madrid, English club will trigger €10m release clause. Trent has accepted Burnley, deal closed and formal steps to follow.

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Denzel Dumfries to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! ⚪️🇳🇱 Deal in place and all agreed with Dutch right back to join Real Madrid from Inter, Spanish club will trigger €20m release clause. Dumfries has accepted Madrid, deal closed tonight and formal steps to follow.

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Yakob@yakobper90·29 Nis

These deluded Colombians on twitter trying to pretend as if Salah held Diaz back like he wasn’t the one who had to carry this bum to trophies. I can’t stand Diaz revisionism. The idiot cost him the assist record.

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Sydney🇵🇸2️⃣0️⃣🏆🐦‍🔥@RunWithTheFloMo·11 Nis

THIS is washed???

Sydney🇵🇸2️⃣0️⃣🏆🐦‍🔥@RunWithTheFloMo

Gakpo just killed an INSANE Salah assist I will kms

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Asim@asim_lfc·28 Mar

Wait a minute… @Carra23 🤔 #LFC

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·28 Ara

Afro Salah, Ramadan Salah, Buzzcut Salah, Christmas Salah

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

Watching Liverpool beat West Ham 4-0 #WHULIV

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

Liverpool lift the league title, United relegates.

Ahmedd🧉@Lisandrosprop

we might actually get relegated it’s not a joke anymore 😭🤣

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

Nigerian Mother sending her daughter out on a date.

iNk@nwaoma007

My daughter was all dressed up to go out on a date. After we gassed her up and waved her off, her younger brother shook his head and said, “Before I bring any girl to this house, it will be long!” I was slightly surprised. “Seriously? Why?”

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·27 Ara

Globe Soccer Awards trying to replicate Ballon D Or

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

“2016”

Ryan@chelseaeditzx

Weird how 2016-2024 is considered ‘longevity’ but 2008-2020 is considered otherwise 🤔

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·28 Ara

What’s this linkup 😭😭😭😭

jarksun@AlexJarksun

Group projects be putting random people together.

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

Robertson is so bad Liverpool fans want two Left backs 😭😭😭

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·29 Ara

12M is overpaid?

James@LFC_carnage

So we overpaid for Chiesa and Nunez lol

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·28 Ara

“Best President ”

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

Real Madrid dominated Globe Soccer Awards ✨ Best Player: Vinicius Best Forward: Vinicius Best Midfielder: Jude Bellingham Maradona award: Jude Bellingham Best Club: Real Madrid Best President: Florentino Perez Best Coach: Carlo Ancelotti Career Award: Thibaut Courtois

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jarksun@AlexJarksun·27 Ara

C’mon man, it’s obvious what they doing here