alyssa nicole

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

I think it’s time to talk about the fact that life has never been the same since Forever 21 closed

Can we all admit that we’re just pretending to like espresso martinis

when life gets so bad u have to focus on pilates and female friendship

JENNY HAN WANTS TO KILL US.

Ok the lineup of Cherry, Linger, and Songbird had my jaw on the floor and should actually be a criminal offense #TheSummerITurnedPretty

Whoever is on aux for #LoveIslandUSA deserves the fattest raise fr

i, too, am single and vulnerable

Kinda foul that my tik tok keeps showing me “what to pack for your trip to Europe” when they KNOW that I have no plans to be going to Europe😔😔😔😔

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

Quitting my job to focus on my gut health

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

@magickbullet now what if that was my last straw

@MetaAlyssa Yes

Am I the only person whose biggest wish every year is to make someone drive 6 hours with me and force them to listen to my entire Spotify wrapped from top to bottom

Rediscovered oatmeal and suddenly life is worth living again