ALD.

Serving (almost) summer face.

There’s a new Youtuber movie out that’s supposed to be nuts.

I’m not saying I have an issue with spoilers in general, but it’s honestly egregious.

I had to mute the word obsession, by the way. One of the most heavily promoted films in recent memory through social media, and somehow also quickly the most spoiled.

Me and Dizzy starring in Obsession, but it turns out okay because I’m also obsessed.

She's got a secret garden.

Project Hail Mary was good.

My pretty wife. Thank you.

Now me? I don’t know.

Never.

@DizzyUpxTheGirl Basically. We’re striking it from the record.

@MetaTwoFour It's almost like I didn't push her into a plant.

She has the same assistant and lawyer as me.

@DizzyUpxTheGirl You’ve only pushed her into a plant once, which might be the lowest record anyone has.

@MetaTwoFour An assistant who definitely likes me.

Are you still with my sister?

No, I haven’t watched a single movie in the last month. No, I don’t want to talk about what happened or where I’ve been. All questions, please forward them to my assistant or lawyer.

The Thinker.

Media Literacy 101.

No Other Choice was great, by the way. I wish it received more recognition.

Heart eyes.