MetalChurch47

@krassenstein Fk'n a RIGHT there's no ceasefire. Iran violated it. We just dropped a BUNKER BUSTER in Tehran's face to retire their Group-B leadership. They'll be down to parking valets and concession stand workers soon. UAE bombed them too! 🤣 Retire them all.

NEWSFLASH: There is no ceasefire.

@mmpadellan Meanwhile, while you were yet flapping your boot lips, the US just dropped another mf'ing BUNKER BUSTER right in Tehran's fat face. We are retiring their next round of leaders! 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: Iran's state media just announced that they are CLOSING the Strait of Hormuz again. Mission: Unaccomplished

@BrittanyinTexas Shhhh. The US is currently bombing the dammit out of Tehran. 🤣

BREAKING: Iran's just announced that they are CLOSING the Strait of Hormuz. TRUMP GOT PLAYED FROM THE START

@IRanMediaco Buckle up, buttercup. The best is yet to come.

@mr_mayank UAE done bombed Iran! 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING : 🇮🇷 Iran has sent another shockwave to Trump the LOSER Iran will now charge $1 per barrel of oil passing through the Strait of Hormuz, alongside $2 Billion per ship. This will add another $20M toll per day, or approx $7.3 Billion annually 🤯 Thanks to the stupidity of Trump, 🇮🇷 Iran will now happily earn $110 Billion a year, out of nowhere 😂🔥

@Bigzaynabu NGL, when the bald guy popped up, I puckered a little bit. When that thing shotgunned that toupee on top of his head, I just about 💩. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The world is moving so fast 💨….!

@Al_Haqq_news Son, if they were dipping this mf in acid, he'd be going bat-shit crazy, not barely wiggling. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OddyNuff420666 @bongane26 @GBX_Press AI search assist IS based on other news sources. The problem is that no news source I name will be "legitimate" to you unless it says what you want to hear. Now the Strait of Hormuz is closed again anyway.

@MetalChurch47 @bongane26 @GBX_Press You ever hear believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. Also don’t be lazy stop using ai and use legitimate news sources.

🚨 BREAKING ​The Strait of Hormuz has officially reopened. ​During the two-week ceasefire, Iran and Oman will collect fees from ships passing through the strait. ​The fee is set at $2 million per ship.

@ImBreckWorsham No he didn't.

To comply with Iran's demands for ceasefire, Trump agreed that all American oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz would be required to pay Iran a STAGGERING $2 million fee per tanker. His agreeance to these terms is already being cast by global leaders as a profound geopolitical embarrassment and one that signals a dramatic loss of leverage and, in their view, amounts to a highly visible humiliation on the world stage, so please... tell me again, MAGA....How exactly is this a victory for Trump or the United States?

@Saffron_Sniper1 Oh thaaaaaaat's not Photoshopped. 🤣

Once, someone secretly recorded President Donald Trump sitting in a church and donating a huge sum of money. He donated $60 and even double checked the amount just to be sure😭

@EdKrassen @realDonaldTrump Trump hasn't agreed to anything. 🤣

After the ceasefire, Iran is now demanding $1 per barrel on all oil transiting the Strait of Hormuz. WE LOST THE WAR. IRAN WON. Way to go @realDonaldTrump!

@Jvnior @bongane26 Two hours ago it was 4:15 p.m. in Tel Aviv. It's not dark at 4:15 p.m. 🤣🤣🤣

Skies of Tel Aviv right now. F*ck Israel and f*ck this ceasefire.

@warsurv @bongane26 Stop dicking around. Retire them all.

🚨BREAKING 🇮🇷Iran’s Deputy Speaker of Parliament drops a MAJOR bombshell: “If the TEN CONDITIONS are NOT accepted… the Leader of the Islamic Revolution will BLOCK the signing of the agreement!” No deal without full compliance. 🔥

@za_usrt @bongane26 Cut their foreign aid too.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says he's considering cutting off ALL TRADE with Spain due to them being TOTALLY uncooperative with America and NATO "They are not cooperating AT ALL. I think they've been VERY bad — not good at all. We may cut off trade with Spain!" They have been very bad to NATO... They get protection, but they don't want to pay their fair share. They been that way for MANY years actually."

@warsurv @bongane26 "An animated reenactment" 🤣🤣🤣 تو احمقی.

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 ISFAHAN OPERATION EXPOSED An animated reenactment reveals the dramatic collapse of the U.S. mission in Isfahan, where American forces were caught in a deadly trap and forced into a chaotic escape under fire. The failed operation ultimately shifted momentum, pushing Washington toward accepting Iran’s terms and seeking a ceasefire. Credit: @PressTV

@bongane26 @GBX_Press Don't be a lazy MF. Google is easy enough for a kindergartener to use.

@MetalChurch47 @GBX_Press Which statement ??😂😂

@TonyR2012545 @Noirchick1 @atensnut Look, puss muffins. I have to reason to lie to you. Makes no difference to me. Whether you win the lottery today or get hit by a bus, I'm going home for steak and potatoes at 5:00 regardless. Touch some grass, Mary. 🤣

@MetalChurch47 @Noirchick1 @atensnut Sure you were. You're dismissed.

Hmmm. Do you recognize him? In 1946 at the age of 21, he was arrested during a wild night of drinking at college in Ohio.

@B7frankH They got that brother's draws all the way down to his shoestrings! 🤣

This is disgusting. A thug brutally attacks a female officer, and when the male cop finally stops him, people cry "police brutality"? Female cops deserve protection too. The suspect got exactly what he earned. Stop defending violent criminals. Who’s really in the wrong here? 🔥

@hodgetwins The US hasn't accepted this 🐂 💩, and won't. Iran ran to the negotiating table because they knew they were about to get barbecued. The signed agreement will look very different.

This is called a win?? 🤣