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@MetalMyMusic

LONG LIVE METALTOWN. I could beat you in arm wrestling, butchering, and thrashing. Got a wife , daughter, and baby son who aren't terrible. Ugh.

Katılım Ocak 2012
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@ImFlowchart All I see is a useless device that brings back dark, dark memories........WHICH I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS HERE TO EXPLAIN!
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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday for my little metalhead @BabyMyMusic. Maybe he'll actually post something coherent soon.
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Geez. Thanksgiving may be the only holiday where there seem to be more leftovers than the original meal.
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Had a dream Gorgol and I rode through a field of fire on three-headed stallions burning down a village of dragon warriors. It was beautiful.
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Let's get real people. Superman's the weakest super hero. Serve him a bowl of macaroni and Kryptonite and he's gone by dinner time.
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You know she's your soulmate when your wife packs you lunch consisting of an 8 oz steak, a water bottle full of OJ, and forgets the veggies.
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Metal!@MetalMyMusic·
The only things that are holding back football from greatness are spiked helmets, explosive footballs, and one-on-one axe duels.
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All that I ask for my birthday is a pinata filled with t-bone steaks, a gallon of apple juice, and the head of a wildebeest.
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Coming back to the office and this equipment closet has more cobwebs than a Metallica concert. Am I right?! Heh...because they suck now.
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Metal!@MetalMyMusic·
Watch the director of MyMusic live, right now talking MyMusic! ow.ly/Bbto1
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STREAMYS WHAT?! MyMusic nominated for the AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD? Vote here from now until 09/07 knuckleheads! ow.ly/ANAju
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Working on some Slayer lullabies for my kid! He's gonna learn what good music sounds like!!!
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My kid has quite the left hook already and he's not even 6 months old!!!!!
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Metal!@MetalMyMusic·
I think I'm finally sick of drinking apple juice....................KIDDING!! Hehehe almost got you guys there.
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My kid just did his first headbang!!!! So proud of the little guy!!!!
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Lemme tell you, being a dad should be a paid gig. Hardest job in the world.
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Nothing like a little old school Metallica to relieve the stress I get from my kids.
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Man, I haven't seen Gut Baby and Crap Smear in awhile. Miss those guys......
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Yeah so my kid doesn't have a name yet, so what! When he gets one it will be epic like his father!!!
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