Shayne Mathis

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Shayne Mathis

Shayne Mathis

@MetalShayne2000

Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast

On the couch or at a show Katılım Temmuz 2012
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[Rob Zombie voice] Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan [Palm muted power chords]
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Elon is going to post himself into CECOT.
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I’m breaking my Twitter hiatus to bear witness to one of the best days on this website in real time.
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@xlnyc @RandyRRQuaid @alexwinter This is such a great example of how generative AI functions like the human digestive system. It consumes good things and then spits out a turd.
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Shayne Mathis@MetalShayne2000·
[Rob Zombie voice] Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan [Palm muted power chords]
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@JoeThrashnkill It’s always wild to see these metal engagement bait accounts that popped up in the last few years that have thousands of followers and 20 likes per post. I can’t imagine spending my time like that.
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@JoeThrashnkill I went to high school with this guy whose current career is cosplaying Johnny Depp characters at parties and corporate events and he would love this hat.
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If you’ve ever taken any intro to film courses in college, half the class are guys like this. Just absolute dullards who string words together that they think sound smart.
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Shayne Mathis@MetalShayne2000·
The joke in that scene is Peter’s dumb and trying to sound smart. He can’t explain what “it insists on itself means” when the family questions him and he admits he’s never watched the entire movie because he doesn’t understand the dialogue.
rules-based international zachary@TomKhruisehchev

"It insists upon itself" is completely valid line of argumentation, and honestly I could not count how many films are guilty of this particular crime.

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This is the kind of primo content you’re missing if you’re still wasting your time here instead of following me on Bluesky.
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Shayne Mathis@MetalShayne2000·
If you need a pick-me-up today, just imagine Jon Schaffer covered in flop sweat and nervously tugging at his collar because all the J6 rioters he narc’d on to the FBI are back on the street.
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“Beer tastes like piss water” is such a 1990s opinion.
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I’m not an “everything’s a psyop” guy but I do believe a nonzero number of these leftist shit posting and meme accounts that spread a ton of misinfo on social media are run by intelligence agencies and right wing trolls.
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The biggest barrier to learning about Chinese society if you’re a U.S. citizen is the fact that the left and right in this country both make up insane lies about it.
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