dehydrated

You a nasty mf if you be eating ham & cheese hot pockets.

@daddysakurai69 @SelfTorturer Fr that shit caught me off guard farmed a chuckle

@SelfTorturer One of these is actually correct but saying it makes you ableist or something (doordash)

Just sell rugs just powerwash just dumpster dive just go to code school just learn a trade just skip college just move to Nebraska just work for pennies just work 2 jobs just compete with 2 billion indians just stop using doordash just pull yourself up by your bootstraps

@slimey_doughnut @kirawontmiss Interesting. I’ll check it out, thanks!

@Methgummy @kirawontmiss Originally from a book I read: “Extinction” by Mark Alpert. It’s a sci-fi but the author cited all of the technical patents at the end of the book. Pretty wild stuff.

we owe the conspiracy theorists an apology

@bocchiyuri @sheolwife LMAO what did bro do to you

@sheolwife hes a narrative dead end propped up by fan demand that was jammed into a later story, he was flat and boring in stb and never developed any further after that so he shows up in endwalker for zero good reason, adds nothing and detracts from the overall experience

ffxiv is seriously on the verge of doing something irreparably damaging to the health of the games narrative

You can't afford gas or groceries but they are feeding literal kings with gold plates and silverware.

Telling a guy who can’t stop thinking about killing himself that maybe he has ADHD and his hyperfixation is suicide

Yeah dude the job is to trigger the audience members to laugh

@Maharani_Mandii @Asghoull Aye I respect the bold flavor

@Methgummy @Asghoull

whats da science behind my love for weird women with hairy coochie

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT @pastramijohnni

Yeah man, I definitely wanna see Teeth Of God; the Sleep Token tribute act. Oh and the opener is My Chemical Chungus? Oh you shouldn’t have spoiled me so!

im not superstitious but im starting think the presence of the USA literally corrupts the land like some fucking terraria shit

@slimey_doughnut @kirawontmiss You got a source on that? Shit is insane

@kirawontmiss This is tame compared to the reality. Since at least 2013, various robotics labs at American universities have been placing controllable components into house flys in embryo. This post is radio-shack level stuff compared to what DARPA actually funds.

@Maharani_Mandii @Asghoull Real horny man I seen that nipples tweet 🤣

@Asghoull Okay it means you’re real!

What if I just want to watch you fall

@762x54RAWR @MBV4lentin3 @Obaidsview I guess my science teacher in middle school was a big fat idiot dummy

@Methgummy @MBV4lentin3 @Obaidsview no like im literally right i watched a youtube video about this

am i insane or is this like not that weird at all

Esse filme vai ter uma mensagem anti eua maravilhosa eu vou chorar cara vai ser o melhor filme do mundo

@762x54RAWR @MBV4lentin3 @Obaidsview I love u bro but they’re technically right. U theorize after culminating evidence I support u

@MBV4lentin3 @Obaidsview ok bud

Define nostalgia Bleach opening theme (Asterisk) - 2004

@books_andy Thanks cia agent you saved us

God man shut up. You're a young man, go get a fucking titty in your mouth and a fist full of ass cheek. Get drunk with your buddies and wake up with a story to tell. Stop wasting your youth jerking yourself off about how smart and "aware" you are. Its no way to go through life.