Methuselah 🇺🇸

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.

@SpeakerJohnson Who wrote this for you? I’m sure you’re not this stupid.

The SAVE America Act is about proof of citizenship to register to vote and using a Photo ID when you do so. Why are Chuck Schumer and Democrats AGAINST this common sense measure? Because they want illegal aliens to vote in our elections.

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just admitted that Donald Trump's ceasefire made clear that he accomplished none of his objectives in Iran. Woah.

@DrNeilStone Of course.

If there is a huge bubonic plague outbreak and there's a safe vaccine that can prevent it, would you take it??

@RickBoyd1171 @Milajoy It’s called “COVID 19” for a reason - cases were reported in China in 2019 and epidemiologists were tracking it.

@Milajoy After helping fund the Wuhan research lab, how did Fauci know in the first month of Trump’s Presidency that the 2020 Covid outbreak was coming?

I believe COVID was released ON PURPOSE to stop Trump. What do you believe?

@Milajoy You can believe what you want, but show some scientific evidence and I’ll pay attention.

BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!

@kfpeprints47064 @GuyFawkesFTW @JoJoFromJerz Of course he wasn’t drafted, he dodged the draft by claiming bone spurs. Whereas Robert Mueller had knee surgery, took a year to recover, and then joined up to fight in Vietnam.

@Methuse02522550 @GuyFawkesFTW @JoJoFromJerz Except Trump was never drafted so cannot be a draft dodger unlike the real pedofile bill clinton

Good. Fuck him.

@elonmusk The majority of Americans also favor strict gun laws and assault weapon bans. Let’s tackle homicides before voting fraud (0.0000075% of votes, never changed an election or killed someone.)

We don’t live in a democracy if our elected leaders fail to implement the will of the people

@alt_w_v_g I only disagree with one point. Talking during quiet time disrupts the learning of most of the class for the benefit of one student (possibly a couple more). Rather than admonishing the teacher, if would have been beneficial to work on a solution.

Had a parent-teacher conference this morning My wife told me not to come I came anyway She said "please just listen and nod" I said "I always listen" She said "you listen like you're sitting in a boardroom looking for something to challenge" That's how listening works Nice classroom Small chairs I am 6'4" and was seated at a desk designed for someone who still believes in Santa Claus My knees touched my chest The teacher introduced herself Shared her identified pronouns I shared my identified adjectives Smart and handsome My wife closed her eyes The teacher had a folder Color-coded tabs I respected the organization She said our son is "a pleasure to have in class" My wife smiled I waited That sentence is never the whole report It's the executive summary before the risk section She said "however" There it is She said he "asks a lot of questions" I said "good" She said "during quiet time" I said "when is quiet time?" She said "it's when students are expected to work independently and in silence" I said "so he's the only one trying to get information and you've structured the environment to prevent it?" My wife put her hand on my arm I continued The teacher said he recently told another student that "sharing pencils doesn't make sense if nobody brings their own" I said "that's an accurate observation" My wife squeezed harder The teacher said she's concerned about his "resistance to group activities" I said "he's not resistant. He just doesn't see the value of doing more work for the same grade." The teacher said he also corrected her math on the whiteboard I said "was he right?" She paused She said "that's not the point" I said "it's a little bit the point" My wife stood up Sat back down Compromise The teacher pulled out an evaluation sheet Categories like "works well with others" and "follows directions" and "respects classroom norms" All subjective Not a number on the page I asked how these are graded She said "based on observation" I said "so one person's opinion with no second review?" She said "it's professional judgment" I said "my auditors say that too. Right before I disagree with them." She looked at my wife My wife said "I'm sorry about him" I said "I'm sitting right here" My wife said "I know" The teacher said overall he's a bright kid and she just wants to make sure he learns to "collaborate" I said "collaboration is important. But so is recognizing when you're the only one doing the work. He'll learn that again in college. And again in the real world. Might as well start now." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder She said "I think we've covered everything" I said "one more thing" She braced herself I said "his reading is above grade level. His math is strong. He asks hard questions and corrects mistakes when he sees them. I just want to make sure this school knows what it has." The teacher looked at me differently My wife looked at me differently I said "that's all" We left In the car my wife was quiet Then she said "he's turning into you" I said "is that a good thing?" She didn't answer From the backseat he said "dad, why does the teacher count off for asking questions? Isn't that the whole point of school?" I looked at my wife She looked out the window I said "yes. It is." He said "I don't think she likes when I'm right" I didn't say anything Neither did my wife Small chairs Color-coded tabs No follow-up items But the kid's going to be fine Sent from my iPhone

@vxylily In his mom’s basement.

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@KenThomas890320 @DrNeilStone RNA viruses (like the viruses that cause COVID and flu) mutate more due to the lack of “proofreading” that is found in DNA viruses. It is necessary to update the vaccines to keep up with mutations. Fortunately, mRNA vaccines are easier to update.

@DrNeilStone When does the Covid vaccine eradicate Covid?

Chemtrails don't exist Turbo cancer doesn't exist Covid does exist Covid vaccines worked Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer Vaccines eradicated smallpox Vaccines don't cause autism Thanks and have a wonderful day

@Matt_Pinner One of my first jobs in college.

My daughter laughs at me and says it never happened! Am I the only one who remembers how gas station attendants would not only pump your gas but wash your windshield?

Trump used an outdated target map and bombed a girls’ school in the first day of an unprovoked and unplanned war. He then torpedoed a ship in international waters on the way back to Iran from a training exercise and is now destroying Iran’s infrastructure. Any thoughts?

@oelma__ Not on this platform.

@billfariello @NotHoodlum Mushroom Dickens.

@NotHoodlum Looks like first edition Dickens

Collect the entire trilogy.

So he was just going back through old tweets?

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

Here’s Trump’s SOTU without the lies…