MendozaIsKing | Patrick’s Burner

“Cy Young” Paul Skenes

Anyway back to the Mets

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ASG MVP is meaningless. We only care about what really matters.

Somehow, Pete Alonso returned to the home run derby.

2023 was the trailer. Now, you guys are going to see the movie.

Can’t wait to tell my future kids about Petesanity at the #20 retirement ceremony.

Pete is now 9 away from Strawberry’s record.

If you witness a 2025 Rockies win you statistically have good odds at winning the lottery.

Return to form.

Ronsanity season is here.

ALSO BREAKING: Vientos’ legs.

BREAKING: I was able to obtain early access to Vientos’ X-Rays. Not exactly the cleanest results. Initial imaging doesn’t give me much confidence and I may consider suggesting we bench him tomorrow.

@HyeseongKimMuse That’s incredible. I love it.

@Metroptimistic It’s the Korean version which is titled 혜성 (“Hyeseong”)

Does Hyeseong Kim really walk up to the Bleach opening song lol

Never a shred of doubt we’d win that.

José Castillo

The pitching decisions tonight have certainly been decisions.

Vientos tried running for once and pulls his hammy lol

Dave Roberts remembers what happened the last time he walked someone to face Vientos