petey sticks

All my homies hate mr peanut

@Browns @JeffDLowe Now win a game

ultimate flow state achieved

WE GOT ANOTHER GOALIE TILT IN THE DUB 🤜 💥

Every friend group has the Mr. beast, the Jason Statham, and the Sheik

The internet is like a giant treasure hunt and sometimes you just happen to find some absolute GOLD

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad. “Today, I will take life easy.”

Lately I've been feeling like John salmons.

This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen - Oregon pitcher hits a clump of dirt that flew off her cleat with the pitch and it explodes in mid-air

Crazy to suddenly find out about the coolest guy who ever lived

Congratulations to the 51st State

At the what?

It’s almost been a year so imma tell the story bout how I watched my roommate die from stage 4 lung cancer

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

@ScottHanson 🫡

See you in 11 hours, friends. Get some sleep. I’ll stand watch.

it’s friday

I am a woodpecker.

Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court! By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!

WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, LUIS ARRAEZ!!!!