Mettaur

@TheCalamityCarl >:(

Happy Birthday to my oldest friend @MettaurMan, who is not oldest in terms of age despite being VERY old today!

Xenosaga Collection

@TheCalamityCarl st pattys boyo

Thank you @MettaurMan for the early Christmas gift! :) Dunno what I'm gonna do with a second one, tho

@TheCalamityCarl It's the right size for Metty huhuhuhuhuhuhu

????? Why did???? I get this hoodie in the mail??? From Ubisoft?????? I didn't order this???? It's also not the right size??? Hello???????

You know, i am an actual michelin star trained chef a d I still consider mac and cheese with sliced hit dogs the best comfort food? Like stupid wild how my life has gone over the past 10 years. Lp to bartender to caster to chef to con org to back to lp and caster. Stupid wild

@AniseLycoris Now you need the moustache

I have made a dumb purchase

The mistake has arrived

@DipShipsPod Oh no it me

We hope you all welcome our Executive Producer and Manager @MettaurMan to the show with welcome arms! Not that you have much of a choice! Unless their work schedule messes things up!

@shibuyagato Uh there should be a little light on your motherboard that glows to show you've got a completed circuit mine is next to the post code up in the upper right. Do you have any sort of visual indication like that that the mobo lives

@shibuyagato have you checked the power strip or replaced the power cable? I have accidentally kicked my power strip a stupid amount of times

@DipShipsPod You're welcome

we've finally hit the big time

@TheCalamityCarl @shibuyagato @Shorah_Art @EXPayline Did you binge defunctland again

@MettaurMan @shibuyagato @Shorah_Art @EXPayline 👀👀👀👀👀

I wanna go to Universal or Disney with friends sometime soon I'm dying I need fun times badly

@TheCalamityCarl Ah I see, it is time. >:V

Ready yourself @MettaurMan

AH SHIT IT HAPPENED NUMBER WENT UP IM 29 NOW NOOOO twitch.tv/mettaurman/

Ah no I'm about to age ah jeeze oh no I refuse this number go up. twitch.tv/mettaurman

Welcome to Advanced Shadow-Boxing 102 with Professor Meltdown, Your Sylabus said to buy the 600$ book but really all you need is a 10$ toy melee weapon. twitch.tv/mettaurman

Din is serv

Fuck it lets throw some more cheese on there

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