Mewsus Christ

Oak 2:5- "And so Arceus created man, saying unto him, 'Go forth and be the very best like no one ever was!'"

@Pokemon Amen.

🎵 I wanna be the very best...🎶

Nintendo is literally doing the Lord's work.

@Pokemon I caught the Holy Spirit

#PokemonGOFest2020 is coming to a close... 😢 but we had so much fun and hope you did too! 😊 Share your favorite catch of the weekend with us, Trainers! 👇

Friendly reminder that your local church is a Pokéstop for a reason 👀 #PokemonGOFest2020

@Pokemon I forgive them.

Some Farfetch'd turn to a life of crime.

Pokémon Fans: Nintendo can't just release the same product with only slight differences each time! The gospels:

I think I may just go ahead and start the PokéPocalypse early idk

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee.

Thinking of new types for the next main series games. So far I have: 1. Holy types (super effective against Ghost types and sinners) 2. Gun types (just regular pokemon but with a gun taped to their head) 3. Poison + types (just regular pokemon but they spread Covid-19)

Wear a mask or I'll make every starter pokemon fire/fighting from now on.

@Pokemon The power of Arceus compels you!

Feuding friends are no match for Allister, Galar’s Ghost-type Gym Leader! Get ready for the next episode of #PokemonTwilightWings on July 2! Catch up on the latest episodes: bit.ly/3g2MabK

@CatfishJamal You've been promoted to sainthood.

@Mewsus Because Gen 4 is perfect and requires no remake, for it is where Lord Arceus made his presence known.

God hears your prayers for Gen 4 Sinnoh remakes and is choosing to ignore them.

@BCohen87 @CoatsAndJacket Exclusive Offer: Convert now and choose one of three rare starter pokemon absolutely FREE!

@Mewsus @CoatsAndJacket Let’s convert

Disillusioned with #Christianity? Looking for a new religion? Try #PokéTheism! We have Pokemon and free health care!

@DrLavaYT #tbt

Beta Mew Sprites: Hundreds of Pokemon beta sprites leaked online over the past few years. Here's a collection of Mew beta sprites (top), compared to the release version sprites that ultimately replaced them (bottom). Info on where the leaks came from: lavacutcontent.com/pokemon-beta-l…

@mschlapp If this Jesus guy is anything like me, he won't mind

Statues of Jesus are next. It won't end. Pray for the USA

5k prayers and I'll have God remake Gen 5

Happy #FathersDay to our Lord Arceus. Thank you for creating all Pokemon.

@FrostMageIssaru @Pokemon Making this game low quality is a sin

That’s right, Trainers—#PokemonSnapIsBack! #NewPokemonSnap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game. Grab your camera, and get ready to photograph Pokémon while exploring beautiful islands on Nintendo Switch! bit.ly/2ACnOGK