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thatfunnyguyjesse

@MferJesse

💜🐶 $DUKO 🗽🍎 @GodHatesNFTees 🏴‍☠️💸 @DVDATheCult 🖤👁 @TheCultofCults Personal Chef & Private Security to @GlitterWhiskrz #GodHatesNFTees #DamnedDegen

South Carolina, USA Katılım Eylül 2021
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thatfunnyguyjesse@MferJesse·
Friday update from Mfer-HQ: TowGoat is off the road, foot wrapped like a mummy, ordered to confinement for several days with Sr Maximus Dukonius standing guard. WOOOF 💜🐶👀 Aquarium glowing. King on the wall watching. Pain in the heel. Peace in the room. The lesson hit harder than the tire: secure the load, respect the roll, survive the chaos. Healing today. Back to savagery soon. Happy Friday, CULT frens 🐐💀🛋️🐟 Say the words 🗣 We are @GodHatesNFTees 🗽
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Joe Crypto@aussiehaggie·
Can I get a GM back? 🌅😉🧡👽🤖🌌🪐 If you reply, you will gain massive followers 💭✍️💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥📈
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Hicks 🟡@hicks635·
Good morning, beautiful souls❤️ A brand new day is here, full of fresh opportunities, new beginnings, and endless possibilities. Breathe in the positivity, shake off yesterday’s weight, and step into today with purpose and a smile. Let’s make it count!
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Lil Mutants
Lil Mutants@LilMutants·
Onboarding time! ⭐️ Giveaway We are giving away these 2 Lil Mutants to 2 lucky winners. How to enter: Retweet this thread and follow @LilMutants Winners chosen in 48 hours! Info on LM: - Launched in 2022 on eth 10k collection - Omni chain on Apechain, Base and Eth - Portal to teleport chains - Otherside avatars ready to use and download - Custom closet to change and add art - Strong diamond hand community - MAYC shrink machine coming soon - Verified on OpenSea - Strong dedicated team - Other half of @LilApesNFT launched in 2021.
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IG Pradeep@IGPradeep·
Never stopped grinding @GodHatesNFTees for 4 years straight! Locked in and ready for the big comeback CZ talked about. GHNFTees will be the last man standing Still in the trenches? Show yourself. It's time to make some noise 🗽🪧
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Sr Peters@SrPeters

CZ said NFTs will be back and “eventually should be much bigger.” I truly believe the communities that never stopped grinding are the ones that will stand out next cycle. Bring back hard-grinding communities. Long live GHNFTees 🗽

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thatfunnyguyjesse@MferJesse·
GFM ☕️ Yesterday the TowGoat almost got towed. 😇👀 Runaway diesel 4x4 rolled back while I lunged in to catch it. Right foot hit the brake. Left foot got introduced to the front tire. Shoutout to the two legends on a cigarette break who saw it happen and pushed the truck forward just enough to free me before it got much uglier. Urgent care, X-rays, skin ripped off the heel, bloody and bruised to hell… but no break 💪🏼 Diamond heels & diamond hands 💯 Funny meme today, real lesson tomorrow: If it can roll, it can ruin your whole life in half a second. 🧠 Chock it. Secure it. Respect it. The CULT survives. The TowGoat limps on. Paper heels would’ve folded. 💎🦶🏼🐐💀 Say the words: 🗣 🗽 We are @GodHatesNFTees
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lynk@lynk0x·
The biggest scam in life: Paying taxes on the money you make. Taxes on money you spend. And taxes on things you own that you already paid taxes on with already taxed money.
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Preach@DegenPreacher·
I would trust accused murderer Luigi Mangione to babysit a child. I would not trust @realDonaldTrump to do the same. This is where we are...
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