Madi Die Malo

We are dealing with a Zuma that went to University #Ramaphosa #ListenMrPresident

We know. But we insist on Power-Rade. Just like we know that the formal way to refer to robots is "traffic lights", but we prefer to call them robots. Local dialect makes language beautiful.

Malome Extra O✨🤩

She literally explains why “quiet” people are only quiet around you.

I once broke no contact by calling my phone from a different number then saved that number as his contact, then took a screenshot of that number and sent it to him asking him why he called me 🥲

He does not even own what he built, it non profit & won’t be inherited by his family. He led the poor of Soweto to build something that now has a national footprint. Its books are Audited. It has insane property portfolio & crazy cash reserves. Built from 0. Put some respect on that man.

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

That was not expected👏

I'm asking Transnet what happened to their company houses in nine provinces. Did they use them, sell them, or did other councilors take them? Rumours circulating that councillors took some houses and Transnet vacant sites.

wtf 😱😱

When BBC News mistakenly interviewed a man who had actually arrived for a job interview, live on air.

My wife and I were having a cold war and hadn't spoken to each other for a week. Finally, I decided to break the ice with a game. I wrote on a piece of paper: "Whoever speaks first has to pay for a luxury vacation for the other person. No matter what happens, you cannot talk." My wife nodded. We spent 48 hours in total silence. It was the most peaceful two days of my life. On the third day, my wife walked into the room wearing a brand-new, very expensive, and very strange-looking hat. She stood right in front of me and asked with her eyes what I thought. My mind: "If I say 'It looks beautiful,' I lose the bet and pay for the vacation. If I say 'It looks ridiculous,' I lose the bet and she'll be mad at me for ten years. If I stay silent, she'll think I'm ignoring her beauty and I'll be in trouble anyway." I eventually decided to fake a faint. I have been pretending to be unconscious in the hospital for three days. Visiting hours 11-3

We are so used to cops who look 5 months pregnant in this country, I nearly thought this was a prank

A mother discovers that her child was playing with her while she was sleeping! 🥹

Business Twitter, which is the best category to register a company under?

99 % of car owners don't know about these features...😳🫡

the real power behind legendary logos

Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me 😩😩

I’d imagine it going down like this 😂: Bill Gates: I’d like a Big Mac meal. Here’s my gold card. Crew Member: What in the world is that, sir? Bill: A gold card. I get free McDonald’s food wherever I go. Crew Member: 😲 Free food everywhere? That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard! Let me grab my GM before I mess this up. GM: Sir… is this a real gold card for free food? Bill: Yes, it is. GM: Holy fries, I’ve worked here 8 years and nobody’s ever pulled that out! Let me call my supervisor. Supervisor: A gold card? For unlimited free Big Macs? You’re not pranking us, right? Bill: No prank, it’s real. Supervisor: This is wilder than the McRib coming back! Hang on, I’m getting the franchisee. Franchisee: Bill, you telling me this shiny card means you eat here for free forever? Bill: That’s the idea. Franchisee: Well I’ll be dipped in special sauce… Let me call corporate real quick before my brain “fries”. After several more amazed looks and hurried phone calls, Bill smiled politely and said: “You know what? I’ll just pay with cash today.”

"Floyd is full of himself, I said to comrades soon his arrival, this one is not going to last in MK, because he does not know MK and he's full of himself, he can just pass you without greeting " the bastard will sink 😂🤧😂🤧😂