Mia Wentzel

"Moer-my gesig" is Afrikaans for "a face you want to punch"

I put up my Christmas tree on Christmas Eve and take it down July 4th.

I just did the ice bucket thing. While I was fucking asleep

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"@BF_Please: How to find the right guy... 😂 " @Lienksss @ChaneUys @MiaWentzel @CelesteWentzel8

Life is short but it's long.

"Dis maklik om te tik 'eks okay' terwyl die trane op die screen val." Dis so hartseer vir my as mense sulke goed sê. :r

If Micheal Jackson can manage to release an album with 8 new songs when he's dead then there's no reason you can't text back smh

"@JoeyTribbiiani: pic.twitter.com/l2CVajSU3z" @Elandri_11

the bags under my eyes are designer

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Daar verjaar elke dag 300 mense in die Spur.

No matter how good of a person you are, you will never be good enough for someone who is "not ready" for you."

Me: Eats a snack while making a snack.

Why can't clothes be like 35 cents?