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I used to sneak a beer IN the fridge.
She wouldn’t even wonder out loud how it got there. Once that can was empty,
“Mah, can I go to ….?”
masha@masha_slp
my parents were so strict i used to practice how i was gonna ask for permission
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Them agencies loved me. I used to start that same day right in their office, shredding papers or some 💩. I was in the government buildings the next week.
Rose TheArtist@rosethaaartist
I remember you could go to a temp agency and get a job in a day
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Btches get hurt & start grinding .. a nggas get hurt & start fucking btches & pillow talking bout tha btches that hurt em 😂
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The Hoes beefing with me can’t afford to eat like me. They hate me cause they Hungry.
✧@ambrielrm
honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.
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Just waiting patiently for a bitch to yell, “Fuck you and your bald head Mammy!” Cause Bald where Lul Hoe ??? 😂😂😂
JayJay ᥫ᭡@Jameca2011
As a boy mom I can’t believe one day I gotta be the grandma on the daddy’s side 😭😂
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@davydnight2 Oh damn, don’t forget about BULLY .
Yeah you’re right !!!! Tooooooo damn hot out!
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@MiamiVyce we not surviving this rotation, it’s heatwave after heatwave 🔥😂
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“I’m not having kids” said by every eldest sister ever
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Keep praying and doing right by people.
Be a blessing, not a bother. Trust in Gods timing. Let him USE you. Answer all positive invites.
introvert@livewithnoregrt
what is life teaching you right now?
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