ክትፎ Man 🦸🏾‍♂️

She's soooo ጉራጌ ፀጉሯን ሁላ አትከፍልም 😭

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

❤️ Casemiro: “In England, I’ll be a Man United fan forever”, told ESPN.

An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. 😭😭

I can’t tell you how much I love this guy

Its like seeing ur first love have an amazing marriage 😩

🚨🇪🇺 Only one player in UCL history recorded a goal contribution in 7 consecutive knockout games. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. 🇬🇪

🚨 Kvaratskhelia: “At PSG, if you don’t run, you are on the bench”. 🪑

Listen idk the science behind this, but if you are naked and want to feel even MORE naked, just put on a pair of shoes.

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

I have a dream

I just want 2 Bruno Assists on the next game 🤞🏾😩

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo: “It's a blessing to play for this club. I could die for Manchester United”.

🎙️ Owen Hargreaves on Bruno Fernandes breaking the assist record: “I see critics saying he didn’t influence the game because he had no goal or assist. That just tells me they didn’t watch it. He created three clear chances that would have led to three assists. First assist for Sesko…poor contact by Sesko. Immediately after, another assist that led to a goal, but ruled out because the keeper got a touch. And then that world class control and pass for Mbeumo… off the crossbar. That’s three assists on another day. That’s what people don’t understand about Bruno. He’s a creative machine. So yes… with the games left, he’s breaking that record.”

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

❤️‍🔥 One of our own. Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

Signed. Sealed. United ✔️

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking