Micah

@thepurplejazzz The gals under this comment section😂😂

@mainly_m40n “As a man” “As a woman”

Signs of low IQ?

@Ozedikus It’s the PR and classism that comes with it

What really makes alcohol expensive? Is it the taste or how fast it can get you drunk? Or how slow it damages your liver

@Oluwabusolami_H All the money, take all my money go🥹

Me for Tempo

@ur_teebaby It’s an eye for an eye pretty girl😉

@Micahundefined Soooo?

We don’t have male friends again y’all want to sleep with us

@Princez_eve No be for babe wey dey go cele sha

If your man doesn’t suck your toes during f0re play…. He doesn’t love you. Dvmp him !

Why is everything on X now sexual😭… kilode gan gan

@Samiisher Let me believe you’re lying😭😭… wdm “13/14”😭?… Omo be like I don dey old true true

@Micahundefined 😂can’t relate i was like 13/14 then but yeah i can tell

last time a group chat was fun was 2023.

@RachaelOlagoke Una too many for this app😭🥹

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@iamopsy_ This thing no dey ever get negative side on the female gender?😭😂

Too much masturb@tion causes erectile dysfunction!!!!!

@ar1kdfkm Which class of food do you fall under?

to be eaten.

I remember those days for church, once time don dey reach for offering, I go go toilet go stay till offering finish, then return back.. all because I no get offering money😂😭 We thank God for today sha

@kinggkosi This thing do me one day, the man even wan pursue me comot from inside church😂😂

one old woman is about to complain about me using my phone during mass i can feel it and im so ready for her today

@Preshy898 Organize class teach them😂

Nigeria men don’t know how to give heads, statistically speaking

@onyekwelle Teach him how to do it properly

The one that treats me right doesn’t fuck good😔

@Hybrid_Ola Vampz igba wo lo ma bi mo? O ma tin dagba oo😂

The side of Toke I’ve been seeing since she had Yaya is so beautiful. She’s literally acting like Yaya I’ll never forget how she made Yaya pick an outfit for an event You would think she was talking to an adult. I’ve watched that video more than five times.

Ever since I started using iPhone, I never looked back at android phones

Those days, I dey use “chill boy attitude” catch shawties oo😭😭😂… them shawties no know say, mi o calm😂😭

All my life, I no gree dey relationship cos I know say I no been guide. This is not cos of I want to please a babe.. it’s cos I always like being comfortable.. as I don con guide, any girl wey go near me sef go need guide too.. mutual guiding