John “Coors” Denver

@BobbyPipeBomb Couldn’t miss at the range today, but will be doing my best Haotong Li impression on Sunday

Having such a good range session, I’m terrified to play 18.

Masters merch is getting ridiculous

When you get an email from your boss asking you to do something on Masters Friday

Just saw the dune trailer for the millionth time but first time in a theater

“Hey, what are your plans for next week?” Me:

@WWE @TripleH @PatMcAfeeShow @CodyRhodes @RandyOrton Triple nose back at it again

WHAT THE?! @PatMcAfeeShow just attacked @CodyRhodes 😱 @RandyOrton

@TheMasters Yep that’s my new PC background

April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters

Incredible things happening on the timeline lmfao

#Browns owner Jimmy Haslam believes it’s possible for Deshaun Watson to go from “a swing and a miss” to a home run if he starts this year.

When I hit the Translate button

Hoping the algo helps finds my fellow Japanese meat enjoyers. Enjoy this steak and baked potato dish I made a while back

My entire feed is just Tiger Woods’ mugshot. You will not be able to pry this app from my cold dead hands

Monday morning Teams meetings

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @AP Get this guy an Uber to Augusta

🚨⛳️📸 #LOOK — Tiger Woods is pictured in full golf gear in the immediate moments following his roll over crash this afternoon. @TWlegion (Via: @AP)

Dude has all the money in the world for a chauffeur but just has such a love for the DUI game you kinda have to admire it

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion Need that new mugshot ASAP

🚨#BREAKING NEWS — Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI in Jupiter, Florida following roadside tests. [Martin County Sheriff’s Office]

Such a this guy kind of Friday #Tiger

Tiger Woods when it comes time to either drive safely or crash his car

nuclear. movie of the century.