Michael Mayer

Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s. April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.” April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.” April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!” April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!” April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.” May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!” May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”

The way the internet tries to put us against each other is weird asf, all I gotta say is stay on that side! 🫡

Shedeur Sanders joined Joe Burrow as the only rookie quarterbacks in the Super Bowl era with: 350+ pass yards 3+ pass TD 1+ rush TD in a single game.

Jets think they can out-tank the Browns? WE CREATED THE TANK.

I’d rather lose reaching on Bucky than win without him

Can someone please explain to me how he was a 5th rounder

That young 🤴🏾 looking good out there! @ShedeurSanders Keep going UP!!! HEAD down on the grind and HEAD high to the most high 🙌🏾🫡

@Michaeldifranc0 @ShitpostGate This Gina

@ShitpostGate @Michael34080978

@Michaeldifranc0 @TA1297 He’s got my vote! 🗳️

@TA1297 @Michael34080978

I will campaign for his opposition

@Michaeldifranc0 @Maverick_SZN @LogionHoops NEED THUNDER FOR MORE VC

@Maverick_SZN @LogionHoops @Michael34080978

@Michaeldifranc0 @TheZynleyCup And Gina gets Arby’s for breakfast

@TheZynleyCup @Michael34080978

Got chipotle for lunch and dominos for dinner

@Michaeldifranc0 @TheNBACentel @ChrisBHayne The extender

@TheNBACentel @ChrisBHayne @Michael34080978

BREAKING: Scott Foster is under investigation after uninstalling the BET365 app following his officiating duties last night. (Via @ChrisBHayne)

@Michaeldifranc0 @Data__Achievedd @Kstar113 5 fouls called

@Data__Achievedd @Michael34080978 is this an @kstar113 rec stat line?

@Michaeldifranc0 @duolingo Maloney verticality

@duolingo @Michael34080978

Learn Chinese and try Super Duolingo today!

@Michaeldifranc0 @dmai21 @JoeyDavis2003 Ok I was gonna come back with some hate but ik this will be revisited when I actually do air ball one. (Still will lead the team in blocks points and rebounds)

@dmai21 @JoeyDavis2003 this is 4th quarter @Michael34080978 this summer

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Shedeur don’t even trip….I’ve seen this move befo #LEGENDARY

@Finnobrien0 @BrooklynNets @drewtimme2 It’s time for a post master class

@BrooklynNets @drewtimme2 @Michael34080978

Welcome to Brooklyn, @drewtimme2!

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Bronny James tonight: 17 PTS 5 AST 70% FG The youngest Lakers rookie to reach these numbers in a game since Magic Johnson (1979).

@Sherrone_Moore Yessir Sherrone. PS:Had a little jump scare when I saw your new pfp.