Michael A. Buzzelli

@MJMcKean The queen has a baby and Woody dates it.

I think the Alien franchise has run out of gas.

@davidmackau The have to get the hooker piss out.

@iamwandasykes We need a couple of shamans and high priestesses to go in there and spiritually fumigate that joint.

Are they gonna have time to tent the WH and fumigate before the Biden’s arrive? And sage it too! #HeGone

@PresElectBiden @POTUS @JoeBiden @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris @SecondGentleman @Transition46 It’s already in better hands than the last guy that ran things.

Folks — This will be the account for my official duties as President. At 12:01 PM on January 20th, it will become @POTUS. Until then, I'll be using @JoeBiden. And while you're here, follow @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris @SecondGentleman and @Transition46.

@DaveVescio Ignore them@ they live in their own reality.

Trump and his supporters often say that Trump "accomplished more in the 4 years of his presidency than any other president." How should I respond?

@kathygriffin I don’t understand why this queen would be on Trump’s side. My Gaydar hit eleven when he started talking.

Me calling Gaga, Bette and Beyoncé... “Ladies, how could we let this happen? HOW?”

Details about my #Christmas book and the true story of a holiday ham. @hallmarkchannel @HoneyBakedHam story. qburgh.com/origins-of-a-n…

@SmartBitches is running an ad for my book, "All I Want for Christmas." Check it out: smartbitchestrashybooks.com

@realDonaldTrump #DiaperDon your time is up.

#ComingOutDay2020 qburgh.com/coming-out-of-…

This is my story. Happy #ComingOutDay qburgh.com/coming-out-of-…

#Pittsburgh check out my interview on Spotlight on Pittsburgh... youtube.com/watch?v=R6BeWQ…

#Christmas is coming. Check out my book, All I want for Christmas by @BoroughsPubGrp amazon.com/All-Want-Chris…

Here's the @BurghVivant interview about me and my new book, "All I Want for Christmas" from @BoroughsPubGrp burghvivant.org/feature/michae… #Christmas

Shout out to @debbiemacomber who I mention in my column in the @OB today. observer-reporter.com/columns/mikebu…

My #Christmas #romance book "All I Want for Christmas" is out now! amazon.com/All-Want-Chris…

I've heard from my fans! The book is a hit! And tasty, too. facebook.com/michael.buzzel…

#Pennsylvania My book, "All I Want for Christmas" is out now. amazon.com/All-Want-Chris…

My book, "All I want for Christmas" is burning up the charts. Get your copy! @BoroughsPubGrp

#Pittsburgh, My book, "All I want for Christmas" is available now. amazon.com/All-Want-Chris…