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your sad aunt Carol

@MichaelCFurr

Stand-up comic, director, he/homo. Watch my specials 'Straight Acting' and 'I Didn't Die' on Amazon prime video or listen on Spotify, iTunes, etc

Baltimore, MD Katılım Haziran 2011
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your sad aunt Carol
your sad aunt Carol@MichaelCFurr·
I don't know if @TheBiancaDelRio meant to follow me on Twitter but just the thought that maybe she saw my profile is a quarantine miracle.
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Just Dave now
Just Dave now@justdavenow89·
The state of this.. I reckon I can guess who he votes for too
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Drax.@Drax_Neel·
CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No
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@MysterySolvent
@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·
What does this catalog sell?
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GBX@GBX_Press·
BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the most stupid President in American history.
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MAGA woman ready to call ICE—because guys weren't speaking English to each other on the train. "I'm not going to let immigrants take over our country!" she yells. "How about you get out of our country!" Her boyfriend tries to intervene: "You know I'm an immigrant too, right?" "Yeah, but I have a thing for you so it's ok," she says back laughing.
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💙Brittney💙@AZ_Brittney·
Describe the Oval Office Decor in just a few words! ✋
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Raw Combat@Raw_Combat_·
That security guard should lose his license too. Their job is to prevent incidents and protect people, not intimidate them.
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The Day Warrior@thedaywar90·
Can you name one thing Obama did better than Trump? What say you?
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Ben Bankas@BenBankas·
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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KidRock@KidRock·
@SpencerHakimian Fake News! I was actually addressing them on the state of your Mom and that she is still open for “business” - Your welcome. Kid Rock
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Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.
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Pamela Hensley🇺🇸
Pamela Hensley🇺🇸@PamelaHensley22·
Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.
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If Kash Patel were a cocktail, what would it be called?
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump: "Every single American in every income level has more money in their pocket this week because of the Republican tax policies"
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