your sad aunt Carol

I don't know if @TheBiancaDelRio meant to follow me on Twitter but just the thought that maybe she saw my profile is a quarantine miracle.

@justdavenow89 Gru has really fallen off

The state of this.. I reckon I can guess who he votes for too

@Drax_Neel A

CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@AZ_Brittney Worm

Describe RFK Jr. in one word. ✋

@MysterySolvents Not vaccines

What does this catalog sell?

@GBX_Press He's surpassed it

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the most stupid President in American history.

@LongTimeHistory Stupid bitch

MAGA woman ready to call ICE—because guys weren't speaking English to each other on the train. "I'm not going to let immigrants take over our country!" she yells. "How about you get out of our country!" Her boyfriend tries to intervene: "You know I'm an immigrant too, right?" "Yeah, but I have a thing for you so it's ok," she says back laughing.

@AZ_Brittney Pathetic, ugly, unnecessary

Describe the Oval Office Decor in just a few words! ✋

@RossKneeDeep I fear his smell.

Why do people fear this man?

@Raw_Combat_ If fhat kid called me littke bro, I'd kick him in the neck

That security guard should lose his license too. Their job is to prevent incidents and protect people, not intimidate them.

@thedaywar90 Be president

Can you name one thing Obama did better than Trump? What say you?

@roidragegage1 @girl_cocks Was what he was doing comedy?

@girl_cocks Tf you talkn bout. Its a comedy show, she knew what she came for

she didn't laugh at his joke so he strawmanned her and joked about her getting raped in front of a room full of people what a fragile man

@BenBankas No one wants you on or off stage

Tickets and full tour schedule: benbankas.com

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@KidRock @SpencerHakimian It's "you're," you fucking moron.

@SpencerHakimian Fake News! I was actually addressing them on the state of your Mom and that she is still open for “business” - Your welcome. Kid Rock

🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

@mark_slapinski It. Doesn't. Happen. And when it does? It's a straight cis man not a trans woman or drag queen

Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.

@LucasSa56947288 A

Was Donald Trump’s assassination attempt event staged? (A: Yes (B: No

@MysterySolvents "The Googily-Eyed Bitch"

If Kash Patel were a cocktail, what would it be called?

@atrupar .... huh?

Trump: "Every single American in every income level has more money in their pocket this week because of the Republican tax policies"