Michael Fletcher

marty morrissy and his forehead were featured on the news today.

rte 2 #hardybucks

Did ya kill em.......nah I rectum #quickanaljoke

Mark cavendish had piss thrown on him today #wtf

may the fawks be with you @CraigD_16 @KobeeFawkes

@AbbieRyan8 @_SarahCoughlan_ aww sound sarah !

@seanpovey1 can I borrow your mouth

I've hurt my right hand.....I need a wank....any helpers?

@seanpovey1 power wanking with your mouth just because you can, you sick ginger animal! @CraigD_16

swiveling chairs are much more fun than ordinary non- swiveling chairs...that's a fact biches.

gav ill show you the hoodie i swear its not yours you can search my house !

@seanpovey1 @Gavindv @JoeSonOfMichael yes! thank you :)

@Gavindv @seanpovey1 @JoeSonOfMichael i do have a red hoodie its not animal tho neither is it yours #appologise

hangover 3 is unreal !

@Gavindv and how did you come to the conclusion i robed it??

hurt locker film4 +1 unreal !

@MossyNoonan wkd good

i saw this video about 2 years ago and couldnt find it anywhere untill today its fucking insane: youtu.be/iIYxdzDVO14 via @youtube

@Gavindv @seanpovey1 drivning lessons required i take it :P #ismossyparalysed

The plan to raise the motorway speed limit to 80 has been dropped. Ministers say it would alienate women. Which is utter bollocks.