Michael Dalto

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@MadsEberhardt From what I’m reading, in Switzerland unrealized capital gains is very standard. They also give tax credit if there is a loss in value. This just feels like standard European tax law being implemented which feels a likely outcome since the addition of crypto into etfs

Muting JD Vance is my new kink #VPDebate2024

I'm like daisy dukes without the baggage

Fage in the streets, Gogurt in the sheets.

@mspamelagarcia What was the game though

I need my #LAGalaxy fans (and all MLS, honestly) to comment on this lmao

@tatianacirisano So succint from @tatianacirisano and a lesson for other industries and companies.

I thought a lot about the Billboard article on breaking artists last week, and even more about the responses to it. It’s easy to point blame, but I always think the music industry’s issues come down to misaligned incentives (1/7)

Just had a child describe an "old fashion stereo" to me with "discs on top" "You mean CDs?" "Yeah, CDs..." And that's when my soul left my body.

@CasualThursday Wait wait wait. Let he who is with gout sin, pass the first stone.

@CasualThursday Let he who is without gout, pass the first stone.

Overheard: “That pastor didn’t do any appetizers, his sermons were all meat, you know?” No I don’t know but it sounds awful.

Not a hot take: it's clear something is wrong with our educational system if a book like Parable of the Sower is something I'm only reading when I'm 37 when it's perfectly written for high schoolers.

@CasualThursday New Mexico looks like a sign for a hot new seafood restaurant. I don't advise eating seafood in New Mexico

This actually makes sense because our state motto is “Alabama: First in Football, Last In Graphic Design”

@CasualThursday Mississippi's looks like the sweat stain in a booth at a restaurant that has spicy wings

"do you know your shoe size?"

"did she help you with your pedals?"

Womansplaining isn't a thing. Unless you're the only man in a spin class in the south.

@bigtglanz And follow up question, this is then… objectively… cool. Yes?

Be honest. Is me working out in the gym to 90s grunge basically a boomer listening to styx when I was a kid?

This F-350 with the Jesus stickers getting stuck in the Starbucks drive thru and inconveniencing everyone is definitely not a metaphor for America or anything guys.

Hi. I'm "no just regular cheerios for me, thanks" old

This is your semi-regular reminder that not only was Charles Mingus a world-class Jazz Pianist. He also literally wrote the book on how to train your cat to pee in a toilet.