Michael Guy

Thrilled to share I’ve joined @Tradeify to lead and scale the affiliate program for our newly launched crypto division → @tradeifycrypto The era of crypto prop firms is just getting started. If you’re a trader, creator, or ecosystem partner in crypto, let’s talk. DMs open 🤝

@BrettSimba Actual legend 🙇🏻‍♂️

We have a live trader who has only 2 live accounts and has made over 250k profit in just 45 days. Shoutout Aditya! 👏🏻 Excited to share his story and journey soon!

@dom_lucre Someone’s going to match w this girl on Tinder and produce one of the best Reddit threads ever

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Los Angeles pastor Kathryn Krick says she removed a demonic entity out of this woman.

@Polymarket JUST IN: this isn’t good guys

JUST IN: DoorDash rolls out new app that pays people to film themselves doing chores for AI training data.

@tradeifycrypto @isaacpaaessuman $5k for first place on a freeroll is fuego 🥵🥵🥵

To celebrate the TradingView Charts for our Traders, we're running a Trading Competition. 🏆 Everyone who enters gets a $200K demo account to trade with, and whoever finishes with the highest profit by March 31 takes home the top prizes $$ 🥇 1st: $100K 1-Step Eval + $5,000 Reward 🥈 2nd: $50K 1-Step Eval + $2,000 Reward 🥉 3rd: $25K 1-Step Eval + $1,000 Reward 🎖️ 4th-6th: $10K 1-Step Evals And even if you don't finish top 6, feel free to like, share, repost and tag a friend in the comments, and you might be one of the 2 winners @grok will pick for a bonus $100K 2-Step account. 🎁 Entry is completely free and the competition runs from March 23 to March 31. ⏳

@dotes_trade @tradeifycrypto Confirmed not Monopoly money 🤌

@tradeifycrypto Is the 5k in cash?

@CaleCrypto Jynx has to be top 5 creepiest. I should make a list…

Me & my 10 least favorite pokemon

@gothburz This pains me to read. Actually.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

These graded guards to match the wing colors on these Zards is just too sick. I wasn’t a fan of guards on pokemon slabs at first, but now I’m all about it. I pulled the Paldean Fates one myself 😮‍💨

@Polymarket It’s just too early is all. Once we have everything available to bring a MVP Ready Player One experience, the metaverse narrative will explode again

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

@dom_lucre Secret discovered

🔥🚨BREAKING: The U.S. U.S. Government just secretly registered aliens​.gov domain name.

@Dexerto UK in shambles

KFC is launching Pickle Pepsi Max in the UK as part of its viral pickle menu The drink even comes with a side of pickle juice to mix in

@evaedxn It’s still just pocket monsters on cardboard for me

gm friends what we buying today?

@tradeifycrypto Gm all

Who is wise? he who replies gTradeify 😉

@jakedirado You gotta get more clever with your smurf accounts big dog

I'd like to clarify that jmook#0 is not me and i wish them a piping hot everything shower

@BryceHall @phygitals E readers for the win. BGS slabs look the best too imo 🤌🤌🤌

Shoutout @phygitals for the open, might give this gem away to someone on here who wants it 👀

@GandalfTrader Wassup future affiliate 😏

TPT removing most of their affiliates on the back of MFFU and Topstep cutting their program. Not on the roadmap at Tradeify - but please no more comparison sites and shilling 25 props. Provide real content, education and value to new and existing traders. Invest and you will come out on top.

@StonkHands I feel that. I’m resubmitting a couple big cards and am scared af lol. Will post updates

@MichaelGuy Doubt it, even tho it looks way cleaner than 8.5 idk if these slabs is when cgc was tougher. A surface clean and resubmit could land it a 9+ maybe just not sure I wanna risk it lol

Wanted this one for a long time, finally pulled the trigger. Charizard Ex Fire Red & Leaf Green. Nice swirl in the fire

@worldranking_ Tag your homie to ruin his weekend 🙃

@BryceHall This is why I moved to Newport Beach And why I’m probably moving to Vegas next 😆

I’m back in la for a few days & genuinely forgot how weird people are