Michael Hattori
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Michael Hattori
@MichaelJCLio
Like travelling, photography, sports ; trust in the Lord and God
Jupiter, FL Katılım Haziran 2010
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🚨今天的白宫记者晚宴:假媒体全员花枝招展,听川普单口相声笑到合不拢嘴😂围着川普不肯离开,就好像在听可爱的邻居大叔讲故事。
川普还在台上直接调侃了宪法对总统任期的限制,并且说:“我已经赢了三次,现在我要再来一次!”(I won three times, now I'm going to do it again.)
说完这句话后,他还在全场主流媒体记者的注视下,掏出一顶印有“Trump 2028”的红色帽子戴在头上,并笑称:“我这么做纯粹是为了拯救你们新闻媒体的收视率!”
川老头儿把戏剧效果直接拉满,弄得这些假媒体好尴尬,真是气死人不偿命!哈哈😂
“猪”🐽流媒体最擅长“双标叙事”。前一秒还在头条里把川普描绘成“民主终结者”、“极其危险的独裁者”,后一秒又全员盛装出席,坐在台下为他的脱口秀段子哄堂大笑、鼓掌叫好。
这种“嘴上全是主义,心里全是流量”的那点龌龊,真是讽刺!🥶😰
给大家整理了一个今晚的笑话清单,周末开心快乐😆😝🙌
📝 川普讲话爆笑清单:
1,关于小肯尼迪的笑话:“大家今晚享受到了美味的牛排,而这头牛是小肯尼迪(RFK Jr.)亲自开车撞死的。”
2,讽刺纽森山火:“我们对加文·纽森唯一能确定的事——就是他绝对不想用水去灭火。”
3,吐槽亚当·希夫外貌:“看看亚当·希夫,那个细脖子上长了个大脑袋。”
4,吐槽摇滚巨星与主播:顺带吐槽斯普林斯汀“看起来糟透了”,调侃 CNN 主播凯特兰·柯林斯“笑得太少”。
5,戴“Trump 2028”的帽子喊话:“为了救你们的收视率,我宣布第四次竞选!”
6,防弹衣身材梗:“穿防弹衣看起来像胖了20磅,很多人宁愿被打死也不想穿。他们给我套上一件,我说:我才不穿这玩意儿!”
7,给媒体贴标签:
川普指着台下的“猪”🐽流媒体说:“这间屋子里聚集了“史上最大群体的川普综合征(TDS)患者”。
哈哈哈😂最后这句话太精彩。
🙌😝👍
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‼️Montana Senator Tim Sheehy just delivered a speech every American needs to hear in full.
He laid out, without filter, what the Iranian regime has done to Americans for 47 years:
The 1983 Beirut barracks bombing that vaporized 241 Marines. EFPs that cut our troops in half. Americans skinned alive on camera. Power drills through skulls. From Hezbollah to Hamas to the Houthis — all death cults funded and directed by Tehran.
They don’t care who you voted for.
They don’t care what you believe.
They don’t care where you live.
They want every single one of us raped, burned, and cut into pieces.
This is not politics.
This is a death cult that has been at war with America since 1979.
America waited 47 years.
Finally, one president had the courage to actually hit Iran — President Trump.
He put his own life on the line. He put his entire family’s future on the line. All to end a slaughter that previous presidents allowed to continue for decades.
And even then, Democrats and Republican RINOs have already launched more than a dozen votes trying to stop him from striking Iran.
They would rather let a regime that chants “Death to America,” that murders Americans, and that lists the President of the United States as its number-one assassination target keep operating freely than let America finish the fight.
Sheehy said it plainly:
We did not start this war. But we will finish it.
Trump is the first president in 47 years who actually struck back.
Now some in Congress are still trying to tie the military’s hands.
Watch the full speech. Every single second.
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@bgthaplag just ask them if you both want a cup of drink.
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@dabowagaga 從小養成的惡習。中國的小學放學後,學校門口的馬路上到處都是垃圾,甚至你會發現家長讓孩子們在馬路邊小便
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@caiziboshi 而事實就是,這個獎和中國沒有任何關係,,得獎的是法國人美國人,至於他們會不會去中國,時間會告訴你。
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这次的菲尔兹奖除了中国数学家邓煜和王虹外,其实还有一个来自美国的约翰·帕顿(John Pardon)。他因在辛几何(Symplectic Geometry)和拓扑学中的突破性贡献获颁菲尔兹奖。
我个人判断,未来他或比邓煜和王虹先回中国!
帕顿与中国有着深厚渊源:他本科就读于普林斯顿大学期间系统学习中文,曾赴北京参加中文沉浸项目,以中文名“白洁文”参加国际中文辩论赛(前身为国际大专辩论赛)并夺得非母语组冠军,还参加过“汉语桥”等中文赛事,因流利的中文表达和对中国文化的深入了解而受到广泛关注。毕业后,他在斯坦福大学获得博士学位,现为纽约州立大学石溪分校西蒙斯几何与物理中心(Simons Center for Geometry and Physics)终身成员,是当今最杰出的青年数学家之一。


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为给九月习近平访美创造良好氛围,7月23日,公安部在上海浦东国际机场将希尔斯移交美方,一名前南卡罗来纳州警察,2004年猥亵一名10岁女童,2005年杀害妻子后(此案为南卡罗来纳州最著名的悬案之一)逃亡上海,以假名在华东师范大学任外教,生活多年。2018年9月,其学生(前女友,现住洛杉矶)在微博上发帖,称在“浏览美国法警局通缉名单时,认出他就是希尔斯(假名为威廉姆斯)”,并称他“广受欢迎,私生活混乱”(长得确实是神似马特达蒙)。希尔斯随后被上海警方带走关押至今。三天前,7月20日,美方将涉嫌在菲律宾针对中国企业高管绑架杀人案(刘在收到200万人民币赎金后仍将中国公民夏轲孚和美籍华人孙靖撕票)的主犯刘某文(2024年10月被抓)移交中方。
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@DrClownPhD sorry for her,she must have beens struggling all the way
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