Michael J. Valenzuela

@3violetMistyblu That is a very cute smile on you in this photo. 🤗

First class of the week went well poppets 😇 It always feels a little scary after a 5 day break But I didn’t forget how! My class was still full And it felt like I knew what I was doing and was in control! 😅 Had to sweep the studio floor tho…. Minging 🫣 #pilates

Be honest, what the best tasting meat besides men? 😜

@Oceanbreeze473 Beef. Medium Rare. Preferably Grilled, but Pan Fried is also good.

ChatGPT vs Grok. Same prompt. Different leadership.

@Hot_Pepper76 True.

No peeking at the comments, no running to Google, just your best guess... True or False? Aerosmith got the title for "Walk This Way" after watching Young Frankenstein and hearing Marty Feldman’s Igor say the line while doing that famous limp.

@Oceanbreeze473 When a new Army Base was put up, these were the first thing installed. 😎👍

I can’t believe this was real. Where would they put these things?

TELL ME SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THAT CHATGPT CANNOT

@NoahKingJr Something I can do, that ChatGPT can't...? I can Not use ChatGPT.😎👍

Did someone call me? 😅 . . #forgiveme #icouldntresist #carryon @KentuckyDerby

I would like to address the allegations before TMZ finds my curling iron. I’ve secretly been Sydney Sweeney’s hairstylist for the past 18 minutes. During this difficult time, my family and I ask that you respect our privacy as I attempt to monetize this. 💴 Click the bell, smash the like button, and subscribe! 🫶🏻 I’ll be taking no further questions unless they come with brand deals.

@SoveyX A shocking revelation, hoping all works out for you!😮🤪👍

@3violetMistyblu 🤗💖💖

Lonely

hey guys. last tweet was a huge semi viral hit sensation so ill now be charging for signatures at my next meet and greet, thanks for your understanding

@VoxyTwitch Do the Shed Gang get a discount? 🤔😐

We need this bull? Plexiglass protecting toothpaste is now our inconvenient reality thanks to these criminals.

This photo was taken TWO WEEKS AGO. The Amish, who YES are WHITE, are STILL in Western North Carolina rebuilding after Helene. Hundreds of bridges. Hundreds of homes. By hand. FOR FREE. With NO cameras. Zero mainstream media coverage. GOD BLESS THE AMISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant. And invest in water cannons.

WHITE PEOPLE: is this the future you all want? I sure don’t.

Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino discovered The 5.6.7.8’s after hearing them play in a secondhand clothing store in Tokyo… and immediately flew them out to star in Kill Bill.

My little brother passed away yesterday!! he was battling a very serious alcohol addiction! I wanted the TwitterX world to know how much I love him and will miss him dearly! 🙏🏻