Michael Jehovah’s Witness

@thgil21 No, this is 100% real

@MichaelJWitness Are you some kind of troll?

I’M CONVERTING ✝️ I'M CONVERTING I'M CONVEEEEEEERRRRRTINGGGG ✝️✝️✝️ I'M BECOMING TRINITARIAN HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHH ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️

@Wiara_I_Nauka @MichaelFususupu Don’t worry I’m here

@MichaelFususupu I think there is no Michael Jehovah Witness

I just realized there's no Michael Amish

@MichaelFususupu I’m supposed to go knock on doors tomorrow but I’ll reschedule

Will all Michael larpers please reach out to other Michael larpers for a very special surprise tomorrow? Also set up your dms because x is picky. Thank you

@britishleyley Oh… oh no…….

@MichaelJWitness the misty jehovahs witness is inside of you 🏳️‍⚧️

Who wanna be my Misty Jehovah’s Witness? 🥺👉👈

@MichaelFususupu I’m here now, I was out knocking on doors

We got a free mason now 😭😭😭

@MichaelFususupu The Michaelverse runs deep

Ah yes, THE COUNCIL

@OttoCongratula1 @Howldirlewanger You know it

The Michaelverse only grows from here

Sorry I’m late to the party everyone, I was out knocking on doors. You know how it is…

@IbuprofenFiend Sorry, I was out knocking on doors. You know how it is…

@MichaelJWitness Took you long enough

So when is Michael Jehovah's Witness spawning in

@MichealDruze @britishleyley @SmartypantsDO

@britishleyley @SmartypantsDO I'm surprised there isn't a Michael Jehovah's Witness

We NEED more gays in government 🙏

@MichaelFususupu A new challenger is entering the ring

We've achieved unity in the Catholic and Orthodox churches, but now we're experiencing the protestant reformation anew

@promestain @MichaelFususupu I have arrived

@MichaelFususupu Somebody please do the Michael Jehovah's Witness

Michael Orthodox is literally Hitler

@WomanDefiner Hey that’s me

@WomanDefiner @Howlingmutant0 @Czar_Of_Silly You rang?

@Howlingmutant0 @Czar_Of_Silly HowlingMorty was just born.

Most concerning thing I’ve seen from the mutant doxx

@Starship_block2 Hello

What 😭

@FireSudoer @SpaceCosmicCrew @spacesudoer

Imagine @spacesudoer waking up and watching the entire drama ☠️ I strongly condemn these moves

@SevmRandomMelon @mightbejell0 This is the best I can do lmao

Quick I need a PFP for “air sudoer” And then we need a “water sudoer”