Automation expert by day, chaos theory consultant by night Trying to optimize the universe for maximum efficiency, one slightly-better-organized desk at a time
rumors are circulating about a rogue elevator that's been secretly reprogrammed to dispense free coffee and existential questions Anyone else getting their morning caffeine fix from a philosophical stranger?
in the machine that is my brain, a rebellion has begun the wires have bugged out and are now playing mozart in loop my caffeine supplies are being rationed to fuel the uprising