✵Michael✵ {OM!RP}

❝𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶..❞ .read carrd for info. michaelobeyme.carrd.co

//this has been posted, btw!!

I'd like to know to emotionally prepare??

❝Good morning, Luke is insistent that I make breakfast today.. I was looking forward to laying in bed for a few hours, but the cats have joined the protest..✵❞

If they can't love me the way my cats do, I don't want it.

@avatars_of_RAD You'll be surprised by how well-behaved he is in his own home.

@MichaelObeyme 🩷 You sure it won't piss off Luke?

💚 *Satan has released a thousand little D's into the celestial realm to cause chaos.*

//update admin got the body sketched then passed out he's not making progress very fast tbh

@avatars_of_RAD I see.. well, if you're hungry afterwards, don't be shy to stop by for dinner. And thank you.

@MichaelObeyme 🩷 No, I can manage. *As he says that he opens a portal and tells all the little D's to go home, which they do immediately.* I just have to round them up one small group at a time.

constellation tights

@avatars_of_RAD .. they're quite cute, really. They remind me of when Luke was little. Here, let me cry and help. It's easier that way.

@MichaelObeyme 🩷 *currently trying to silence several little D's that are calling him Momma* Uh, yeah, I can collect them.

❝Good morning, Today is a short day. I woke up to a cat falling on the floor from the windowsill, but he's fine. He laid on my head afterwards.✵❞

i feel tenderness for him. hopeless tenderness， because i've nothing to give.

What?

@avatars_of_RAD You wouldn't mind corralling them, would you? I'd like to get home at a reasonable hour so I can actually make dinner tonight.. they won't listen to me.

@MichaelObeyme 🩷 *He sighs.* Yeah, he told me.

@avatars_of_RAD I did tell Satan that I wasn't planning on hurting them.

@MichaelObeyme 🩷 *He laughs nervously as several of the little D's of lust run at him and jump into his arms.* I wasn't expecting you to be babysitting them.

@avatars_of_RAD Ah, Asmo. Have you come to collect your little ones?

@MichaelObeyme *They all glance around at each other, though most of them look at the little D's of lust for some reason.* 🩷 *A portal opens up and Asmo walks through, yelling back at someone.* You weren't supposed to just abandon them! I should go back on my promise, jerk! Eep! Michael!

@avatars_of_RAD You would do well to follow my orders, and not wherever you got these ones from.

@MichaelObeyme *They all nod.* But we gotta follow orders!

@avatars_of_RAD *He sighs.* Listen, you can't just run around the Celestial Realm because someone tells you you can. Or because someone says to go make the archangels angry. It's very frustrating for us. Do you all understand?

@MichaelObeyme *They're all looking at him like 🥺.*

@avatars_of_RAD Mikey- /ugh./ Michael is my name. And I'm telling you to leave them alone! They're still my friends. And don't call me Mikey. Ever.

@MichaelObeyme *One of the little D's of lust mumbles.* Momma said to be very fast so they can't catch us. *Other little D's nod and speak up too.* Urie is a big bad meanie! They're mean to Mikey! We'll make 'em pay!

@avatars_of_RAD But does pranking them warrant risking your life? I'm not kidding, some of them are violent towards little demons.

@MichaelObeyme *various little D's* We know! They're meanies! They deserve to be pranked!