Michael Mannion

My god. Who needs self harm when you can apply for a spot, not get it and then see who made the line up.

Culprit has been identified as a Ronnie F Pickering #BREAKING #UK #ENGLAND #LONDON

Can someone get @Adobe Media Encoder a strong coffee.

Lovely content. I am rising. Come to the next show and see for yourself 🫠 eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-for-h…

Imagine a cocktail bar where you can mix prescription drugs with the drinks. Do you want a salted rim or a codeine rim? I’ll have the codeine rim thnx babe

Some days I think Manchester is an incredible city to live in. On other days people fly tip goat legs behind your house.

This new material gig looks wild.

It's happening. Again. We have booths now. Have a booth. tinyurl.com/38km7r5b

Having a bald scare. There is a single hair way out at the front of my hairline. Is he new? Or have all his friends crept back? Do I take viagra to stop this? What’s the process?!

I think United lost 7-0 so Salah would take his shirt off. They’re not losers, they’re feminists. Give 👏the👏people👏what👏they👏want👏

Isabelle Oakeshott this morning

Oh no. Boys found the stash.

I don't know if I have ADHD but the test is too long for me to find out.

It’s back and better than ever 😍 tinyurl.com/4dycp9c5

A few more hours till the mayhem begins... #manchester #comedyroast eventbrite.com/e/roast-at-the…

But my Apple ID log in is my face. Why won’t you take my face. My face always works as my password. I refuse to believe I made a password. I’m pretty sure it’s always been my face.

@erikaehler @_chorlte Wild

@_chorlte Lool let's goo @MichaelPMannion

#TheLastOfUs has no business doing this to people

@thealexstringer @AaronWoodComedy I got rid of mine out of shame. Now they people who told me to take them off are wearing them. Outrageous.

@AaronWoodComedy Nah crocs are a young man’s game now! Lads on love island wearing them! She’s trying to make you feel better about the ageing process! Those kecks tho…. Hbd xo

It is my birthday today and my girlfriend has bought me Crocs. Officially an old man and I’m absolutely thrilled about it. Game changers.

There is so much padding in that Harry and Meghan documentary you could use it for loft insulation.