MichaelFurryPaganism 🐾🛐

@Michaeldudufudu It has been an honor 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

@mikemikesahur @Michaeldudufudu How it feels to be a Michael

@CatPosted Say that again...

Instead of treating yourself like a person you'd be happier and healthier if you acted like you were caring for a respected working animal. Would you feed your dog a bunch of junk food and chocolate? Would you spare your mule of his day of work and leave him languished?

@NightowlOnX @crssroadkill That means fear of children

@crssroadkill pedophobia

i gotta think before i search huh

@Michaeldudufudu Add me too xister

ATTENTION ALL MICHAELS If you want to be featured and reviewed in a tier list video drop a comment below.

My name is Skyler White yo 💥 I stole money from a child yo 💥

@britishleyley Woof :3

woof woof woof 🐶🏳️‍⚧️

@MichaelFususupu Praying for cynocephali saints to guard your rest king.

Goodnight to both Michaels and non-Michaels. Thy Pope is retiring for the night

@michaelmudufudu Every Michael has to experience michaeltosis. We cant mist out until we bud at least once. Nothing can stop the michaelwave

the michaelverse is becoming too saturated we need to stop the mass mikegrations

@funnyinfidel @michaelnanazizi The opposite of a nazi is someone who does the holocaust For legal reasons this is said satirically. The holocaust is real. Glory to Netanyahu and permanence to the state of Israel.

@michaelnanazizi dude wouldnt your version be becoming a zionist

I'M HOLOCAUSTING 卍 I'M HOLOCAUSTIN I'M HOLOCAUSTINGGGGG 卍 卍 卍 I'M BECOMING GOYPILLED HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHH 卍卍卍卍卍卍

@Orthodoverse Im locking in... wait... the zipper on my bear costumes stuck. AHHHH IM LOCKED IN HELP ME AAA IM BECOMING AN ANIMIST SHAMAN HELP

My fellow Michaels, lock the hell in

@ChudNarodnik @Michaelrurupuru You can just skip straight to gilf mode? Based

@Michaelrurupuru I don’t want my E levels to plummet as I’ll get menopause-like symptoms

T minus 2 days until HRT runs out

@michaelmudufudu Neo paganism can be whatever i want it to be

How many of the michaels actually know anything about the religion they're larping

@MichaelFususupu There's a man (he/they egg) stuck in a Michael Amish bootloop somewhere. Every time he makes an X account he is forced to turn off his phone by the animus of the bit.

I just realized there's no Michael Amish

@Jacob15172884 @Michaeldudufudu Go to orthodox church services in the Philippines

@Michaeldudufudu How do I contact you without creating a gimmick account and paying for the blue checkmark

I refuse to believe 100 people have now made Michael Orthodox parody accounts

Christians occasionally bring back a bit of the ancestral animal veneration that's genuinely encoded in their DNA, but we've still got a long way to go.

@Real_OpZoomer Then you're not AH 😤

@MichaelPaganism haha no i may be AH but i'm not a furry

Dressin' cute for Eva Braun today :3

@ShitpostRock Dragon age

@Zeroawen Shem is also the elvish word / light slur for humans from dragon age.

new pronoun just dropped