Michael

Safety is our primary design objective. Glad everyone is safe!

You don’t have to drive anymore

New glossy Cybercab footage from Tesla. "The future of abundance starts now."

Lars Moravy, VP of Tesla Vehicle Engineering, says the Tesla Cybercab is officially the most efficient EV ever certified at 165 Wh/mi! That’s around 40% more efficient than a Model 3. WOW.

🇺🇸🇺🇸 This will be awesome!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@SoveyX 😂

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

@28delayslater This is hysterical. The dichotomy of my car's ability to drive me anywhere and the "performance" of autowipers is both funny and infuriating.

Tesla Autowipers: Let the rain collect on the windshield Once the rain stops, dry wipe 45 times

@Nate_Esparza Not being on FSD while sitting in traffic

@liorsela For the fellow nerds out there

What’s the name of the Tesla you’re driving right now? I’ll start…

Try FSD Supervised Tesla.com/drive

@stelzner_n1150 Blazing Saddles???

Funniest movies ever made: 1. Kingpin 2. There’s Something About Mary 3. Wedding Crashers 4. Caddyshack 5. Animal House 6. Revenge of the Nerds 7. Office Space 8. Step Brothers 9. Strange Brew 10. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

@LamarMK By far the best vehicle I've ever owned. Was a huge detractor, decided to ask actual owners. All I received was positive, more often glowing responses. Ordered mine. Two weeks later my wife ordered hers. Cannot see us buying anything else at this point.

If your neighbor has a Tesla, ask them about their ownership experience. Almost none of them will tell you they regret it. Instead, they'll happily show you every feature, explain how home charging changed their life, and tell you they'll never buy anything but a Tesla going forward. That's how you know a company makes great products. Have you asked a Tesla owner about their experience yet?

@DigitalDaisyX White all the way

Which would you pick in a Tesla, white or black interior?

@rayd1475 @GrailArchive I was going to write the same thing lol

@GrailArchive It’s like a model 3 performance but really slow and clunky with terrible software

3.5L naturally aspirated V6. 311 horsepower. No turbo lag. Just clean linear power every single time you touch the throttle Lexus IS 350 F Sport

@surfranchvibes You have certainly proved that!

@MichaelPuzycki It’s better wrapped

Full PPF Stealth and wrap-around ceramic tint on all windows on a 2026 Quicksilver Model Y Performance. Took 3 days. Zoom in!

@RobSchneider 😂

Forbes' Brooke Crothers: "In California, @Tesla does what no other American car maker can do. The last time an American car manufacturer had a best-seller in California was likely in the 1990s. Tesla broke that long losing streak. In 2014, my community in LA (about 400 homes) was mostly Japanese and German brands with a smattering of Detroit pickups and muscle cars. Twelve years later, Tesla has terraformed the car landscape. My community is now awash in Model Y and Model 3 with some Cybertruck, Model X, and Model S. The upshot: Tesla managed to displace many Japanese and German cars in my community — a feat that has proved beyond the reach of traditional American brands like General Motors and Ford in California. And this happened all over Los Angeles. Homeowners in a neighborhood that I used to drive through in Bel Air traded in foreign brands for Teslas seemingly overnight. I walked through that neighborhood one day and counted 23 Teslas – and those were just the ones parked on the street, presumably many more were in garages. To me, this is kind of a miracle. I lived in Japan for ten years when the market was almost completely dominated (controlled) by domestic Japanese brands (and still is). Then, ironically, I came back to California in the 90s to a market also dominated by Japanese cars. So, it’s refreshing to see an American car brand finally give the Japanese manufacturers some real competition in California."

@TeslaNewswire Never been a fan of green cars, but that looks incredible

Tesla Model Y in Eucalyptus Green

@thedooberhead @OwenSparks Does this every time when I'm leaving more corporate park. Minor annoyance and often find myself catching myself and realizing how other vehicles don't have this issue lol, and those other vehicles also can't drive me from work parking lot to home. Agree though.

@OwenSparks What drives me crazy are the double stops, when a stop sign is far back from the intersection.

Just got honked at because FSD came to a full stop at a stop sign lol