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go.tunblur.in/graciela The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty.

bl0ggy.bl0ggy.in/gilda When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder.

From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave. bl0ggy.bl0ggy.in/eddie

bl0ger.bl0ger.in/marina Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet.

What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples? bl0ggy.bl0ggy.in/herbert

Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide gnail.gnail.in/cristina

short.bdsmgalls.net/erin Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive

So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait? go.bdsmgalls.net/aurelia

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. googl.adultgalls.com/beverly

bitly.xaijo.com/jason Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk. googl.adultgalls.com/douglas

The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat". bitly.xaijo.com/nellie

When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @? bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH

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162!!! FUCK YEAH!

@stefurr -reception's always better than the wedding:)

The *Royota* is clean!:)

Fuck *athletic* build. I wanna be Rollins big!

Low squat= ass that sticks out:)

159!:) first weight gain after three month plateau! Suck it!