Michael T Jones

@stoolpresidente Grammar lesson needed

Scheffler is not playing like a champion. He's playing like a bum. NOT TO HIGH NOT TO LOW!!! #themasters #scheffler

@stoolpresidente Clam down bro

Scheffler sucks right now. He's hit 1 good shot. He's all over the place. Just go be with your wife. Clearly it's all he's thinking about right now. I don't blame him. But come on. His mind isn't in it.

@stoolpresidente Are you familiar with the masters app and are you at all familiar with how much Tiger moves the needle? I am guessing you aren’t a golfer

Enough Tiger coverage! He's 90 over and struggling to bend over. We don't need to see his every shot. #themasters

@andyserling a thing at which someone excels. "small talk was not his forte"

@MichaelTJones Only by people mispronouncing it

Now that he’s retired, can I start pronouncing Forte’s name correctly?

@andyserling ˈfôrˌtā,fôrt/

@kitehillhoa Is no one else bothered by the person (Greg is his name) they plays tennis every morning at 6a and let’s his dog bark his head off for hours? I spoke to him yesterday and he said he would take care of it, but the dog is back at it again today