Michael Toro

New room decor. Don’t worry how I got it in my possession

@brodysheetzESPN Piss in the gas tank

Would be a shame if someone bent a valve stem.

@MLB @tigers Just wait until they add the flames to MLB The Show 27 @YourFriendKyle_. Game will truly be saved

It's time for baseball in Detroit 🔥

@uncyiceycat Keep it discreet. Nothing too crazy Saw a ridiculous one yesterday after a dude hit one out on a Mickey Mouse field and ended up getting a warning

How do my followers feel about pimp jobs/bat flips?

Internship locked down for the summer

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

Is @FrankWoodsum okay????

@HeadFirst_Pod Ride back at night, you might as well just hold it in. Better than ending up face first on the floor

@MichaelToro340 Gotta hit the deck… now when you have floor nappers too… that’s when things get dicey

You could be put in the hardest maze and it’ll be easier than navigating to the bathroom on a team bus ride with everyone’s legs up @HeadFirst_Pod

#BREAKING There is a “growing expectation” that after the conclusion of the NCAA tournament Michigan Wolverines HC Dusty May will take the North Carolina job. Significant NIL and contract extension upgrade from his stop at Michigan. @CBSSports confirms. #NCAA #UNC

@KonmanKnipple Beautiful piece Kon

100 follower glove dox, wish this chunk of leather could see the field just one more time #ChargeTheBall

Someone run this guy off the road

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car buff.ly/QET2yLj

@StraightGoats67 Yeah no fuck you. Real baller right there

Mitt on the dash. Nice Faggott!! Gonna be a massive #shrink from my end

@sunnyskys23 I got my lick back. We even

Worst thing a teammate could do is piss in your cleats, anyone feel?

If you are afraid of Detroit I genuinely think less of you as a person

I’ve seen him hit a more memorable home run. This one doesn’t come close

Fresh cut. Who’s ovulating??