Certifiably Sub-Par

The Fox News graphic is a fucking death metal song: The weapon of choice, Destroy capitalism, Systemic racism, Police racism, Identify the victim classes, Organize the victim classes, Engage! In international solidarity, With the global movement, Attack! And dethrone god! 🤘🤘

Goo

Oceans 15 where they all get jobs in the NBA to pull off the Luka Donic trade.

INJECT THIS DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

@kittygang_4ever @CeraGibson I'd also contend that what little I know of his content consumer leads me to believe that he can frame the interview any way he'd like to them and they'd all just gobble it up and agree with him regardless of what they can see with their own two eyes on tape.

@Michael_AC23 @CeraGibson Well they might think that walking off an interview makes him look really cool and masculine and they’re probably in a child-like space where they think that any opinion an adult has is automatically wrong anyway

The way Clavicular constantly talks like he’s a child that’s been caught red handed whenever he’s interviewed by a normal person is astounding. There is not an ounce of confidence in this person.

@kittygang_4ever @CeraGibson Is it possible that they went into this interview thinking he would come out looking good in some way or another, or was this just a kamikaze mission from the start?

@Michael_AC23 @CeraGibson Neither he nor his team are thinking of anything other than “how can I continue to rage bait myself into staying in the news cycle which will inevitably get me more $$$ by views on my social media”. That’s all this ever was.

This iconic bit turns 30 years old today.

LOL! Who did this one?😅

This is the single best fast food menu item on planet Earth. You can suggest anything else, but you’d be violently wrong.

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs

@BlightYoakam Not a bad thing!

NOW THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD open.spotify.com/track/0b01eiSs…

@ThirdEyeBlind Song? That whole album is getting turned up to eleven. One of the first three records I ever bought in my life 🤝

Happy 29th birthday to Self Titled. What song will you play today?

@dude_gang Friday's Jack Daniels Burger circa 1997

gun to ur head name a burger

@thereisnojayjay Hitting send must have felt incredible 😂

@Michael_AC23 It was blatantly bitchy lol

Just got pissed off and sent a bitchy email I shouldn’t have sent, but it felt really good so whatever.

@BearsShowYo May I offer you two last place Chicago baseball teams?

I really saw shit like this on a weekly basis bro, how can I watch another sport.

@RobertONeill31 Am I crazy or are most of the city connects shown today pretty bad? The Pirates one is fantastic, but other than that, a bunch of pretty crappy ones.

brewers city connects are hilariously bad. they look like a fake team from a shitty movie

@BBGreatMoments Hawk Harrelson after that final out:

The final call on Mark Buehrle’s perfect game by Hawk still gives me chills every single time.

@consequence 'Tom DeLonge showed Trent Reznor a picture of a dead alien' might be my favorite sentence that I've ever read in my entire life.

Ilan Rubin says Tom DeLonge showed Trent Reznor a picture of a "dead alien" during his wedding. "When my wife and I got married, we finish the ceremony. Everyone kind of goes to the reception or whatever, and she and I go up to the suite for her to kind of get out of the wedding dress and have some champagne. And we finally get down to the reception, where the first two people I see are Tom and Trent. "And Tom's a really tall guy, and he's kind of just hovering over Trent. His phone's out and I know how this goes: 'Hey, check this out.' And I'm thinking, 'What is he possibly showing him right now?' I go straight up to them like, 'Hey guys, how’s it going?' Tom's like, 'Dude, congratulations. I'll see you in a bit, I'm going to get a drink.' "And then I was like, 'Trent, what's going on?' He's like, 'That dude just showed me a dead alien.' "Nobody else could conduct themselves in that way and it be normal, but [Tom's] just so unapologetically him. It's infectious." (via @gowithelmopod) 📸: Getty Images

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>