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@Michael_AC23

I like Malört.

Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2010
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Certifiably Sub-Par@Michael_AC23·
The Fox News graphic is a fucking death metal song: The weapon of choice, Destroy capitalism, Systemic racism, Police racism, Identify the victim classes, Organize the victim classes, Engage! In international solidarity, With the global movement, Attack! And dethrone god! 🤘🤘
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@kittygang_4ever @CeraGibson I'd also contend that what little I know of his content consumer leads me to believe that he can frame the interview any way he'd like to them and they'd all just gobble it up and agree with him regardless of what they can see with their own two eyes on tape.
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Marigold@kittygang_4ever·
@Michael_AC23 @CeraGibson Well they might think that walking off an interview makes him look really cool and masculine and they’re probably in a child-like space where they think that any opinion an adult has is automatically wrong anyway
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Cera Gibson@CeraGibson·
The way Clavicular constantly talks like he’s a child that’s been caught red handed whenever he’s interviewed by a normal person is astounding. There is not an ounce of confidence in this person.
yoxic@yoxics

Clavicular influenced 60 Minutes interviewer to use "maxxing" and "mogging" terms mid interview 😭 60 Minutes: "would you say you're looks mogging me right now?" Clav: "you're just gigafar away on a laptop screen so I wouldn't be able to say"

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Certifiably Sub-Par@Michael_AC23·
@kittygang_4ever @CeraGibson Is it possible that they went into this interview thinking he would come out looking good in some way or another, or was this just a kamikaze mission from the start?
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Marigold@kittygang_4ever·
@Michael_AC23 @CeraGibson Neither he nor his team are thinking of anything other than “how can I continue to rage bait myself into staying in the news cycle which will inevitably get me more $$$ by views on my social media”. That’s all this ever was.
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Simpsons Quotes@Simpsons_tweets·
This iconic bit turns 30 years old today.
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Brown Eyed Susan@smc429·
LOL! Who did this one?😅
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Certifiably Sub-Par@Michael_AC23·
@ThirdEyeBlind Song? That whole album is getting turned up to eleven. One of the first three records I ever bought in my life 🤝
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Third Eye Blind@ThirdEyeBlind·
Happy 29th birthday to Self Titled. What song will you play today?
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trap dad@dude_gang·
gun to ur head name a burger
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Spongebob SquareAss@thereisnojayjay·
Just got pissed off and sent a bitchy email I shouldn’t have sent, but it felt really good so whatever.
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BearsShowYo@BearsShowYo·
I really saw shit like this on a weekly basis bro, how can I watch another sport.
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Certifiably Sub-Par@Michael_AC23·
@RobertONeill31 Am I crazy or are most of the city connects shown today pretty bad? The Pirates one is fantastic, but other than that, a bunch of pretty crappy ones.
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Robert O'Neill@RobertONeill31·
brewers city connects are hilariously bad. they look like a fake team from a shitty movie
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Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments·
The final call on Mark Buehrle’s perfect game by Hawk still gives me chills every single time.
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Certifiably Sub-Par@Michael_AC23·
@consequence 'Tom DeLonge showed Trent Reznor a picture of a dead alien' might be my favorite sentence that I've ever read in my entire life.
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CONSEQUENCE@consequence·
Ilan Rubin says Tom DeLonge showed Trent Reznor a picture of a "dead alien" during his wedding. "When my wife and I got married, we finish the ceremony. Everyone kind of goes to the reception or whatever, and she and I go up to the suite for her to kind of get out of the wedding dress and have some champagne. And we finally get down to the reception, where the first two people I see are Tom and Trent. "And Tom's a really tall guy, and he's kind of just hovering over Trent. His phone's out and I know how this goes: 'Hey, check this out.' And I'm thinking, 'What is he possibly showing him right now?' I go straight up to them like, 'Hey guys, how’s it going?' Tom's like, 'Dude, congratulations. I'll see you in a bit, I'm going to get a drink.' "And then I was like, 'Trent, what's going on?' He's like, 'That dude just showed me a dead alien.' "Nobody else could conduct themselves in that way and it be normal, but [Tom's] just so unapologetically him. It's infectious." (via @gowithelmopod) 📸: Getty Images
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