Michael

Hahahahaha you fucking gimp, karma is canny good

Work, football, booze, food, work and football, is life

Oh fuck off you silly cunts

Yous are getting pure boring now like

Hahahaha yesssss I'm loving this

Being paid high amounts makes me v. happy

Glass collecting on Black Eye Friday is more eventful than Froch vs Groves

U mad bro?

Saturday night off work for the first time ever, plenty of drinking and partying? Noooo, early night for me please and thank you!

It's not a competition ya fuckin mug

I cannot fucking stand you

Sorta glad its happened, seem to be in a better situation all round!

Hahahaha couldn't have moved on any quicker could ya

Why can't we just get on?

@jordan_hooper1 @easportsfifa Yeah I am

@EASPORTSFIFA why is it every other time i load FIFA up, "the EA servers are not available at this time." comes up??

@EASPORTSFIFA you wana hurry up and sort your backward servers out mind was on earlier and now i can't get on, put yourselves in the bin man

Emile Sande got a hairline as far back as the eye can see

Can't wait for Skyy tonight like

@EASPORTSFIFA can't connect to the EA servers noooo is there a problem?