michael lacy

After a deadly battle with the easter bunny which saw J C killed and chucked in a cave. The easter bunny then gave the faeces of Jesus to the people of middle earth to prove he had killed their saviour. Today we give eggs as a token off the shit parcels of old. He is risen

I literally just had to go to my local sorting office to get my sons birthday cards that were left in the frame along with that whole rounds letters.....and I bloody work for royal mail 🤣

Hold me to it, but no team will win the World Cup because they played out from the back! #worldcup

Dalot thinks hes Trent Alexander Arnold. He's not even Terrence Trent D'arby

Just paid £7.60 for a 4 pack of Guinness at my local spar. Didn't realise Dublin sits on the Straight of Hormuz.

Peter Beardsley - 'I thought I'd tell you some jokes...' #10YearsOfMince

The brit awards seeing a guitar and drums and shit #Brits2026

Our national anthem is fucking wank

@maxrushden whenever someone scores a goal off a beach ball i always say they have done a Darren Bent... always!

Club champions of the world!!! #worldclubchallenge

Why dont @YorkRLFC and @YorkCityFC make there away/third kit the colours of their respective counterparts? If nothing else its a great nod of respect to each other and if it happens remember this tweet and send me freebies of each

@SimonH3DT @GavWilson @TheGameCaller No he isn't, get him Gav!

@GavWilson @TheGameCaller Honestly Gavin, surely you’re better than this? You lot have a remarkable capacity to behave like children. Don’t get it frankly

Did anyone catch what @TheGameCaller tweeted about last night's incredible Super League opener? I'm sure he had plenty to say...

Hope you enjoyed that Norris! ⚔️🏉 @YorkRLFC #SuperLeague

The people who run our worlds countries are not powerful. The people who have the dirt on them and put them there for their benefit are the ones with the power. #trump #starmer

Why is Jesus advertising himself on York busses?

My work doesn't even class arthritis as a disability and there's people out there kicking off because they can't jump the queue with ADHD. Jobs fucked

Preach

Absolute peak @GavWilson this! One of the only reasons I still use this broken piece of shit

Panic over! Turns out cockwork orange wants to buy the supermarket chain 'iceland'. The blokes thicker than a boxing day shit. #Greenland #iceland #Trump

2026: -more new music -more live shows -more music vids -more merch #pukerockordie