Michael Perry

@_scosgrove What kind of high school drama club foolery is this? 😂

@danbanbam Also, slay queen, slay.

@danbanbam That tan line looking like Trump tho.

Morning Motivation!

I went sledding with my beautiful wife yesterday in Park City. What a blast!

Her looks were shocking — she was electrocute.

Anyone else having trouble reading this?

@CARSONRAWLE That looked like the 1000 years of death jutsu.

More details on Utah Amber Alert. Thank you @mskellycannon for the update!

Me: *opens Twitter for the first time in a year expecting something inspirational to come to mind. Also me:

I was more than willing🤷🏻‍♂️😂

I tried the #frenchtuck today. I'm still on the fence but my girlfriend loved it. Thanks #Fab5!

@Gavenwc Honestly, same.

No but I am

@F1 @Charles_Leclerc

Top marks for the pirouette @Charles_Leclerc 💯 #GermanGP

@RedfordGames When is the stream?

So I got the best news ever! I got Friday and Saturday off!!! That means starting tonight! We got #NoManSky prep for #NoManSkyNext for days!!!!

Day 60 without sex: I slammed my hand in a car door just so I could feel a throbbing sensation.

Let's have a conversation: The hardest part about changing oneself is finding a reason why. Once you have found the why, the how seems to become more obvious. Agree or disagree? Why?

@heyatwood Thanks @heyatwood!

3 days sober first impressions: THIS SUCKS!