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I will be in a more financially stable place by this time next year cos I need to help more people. I know I might not be able to help everyone yeah, but every little good deed I do, adds to the amount of goodness in the world. #Speakinggoodnessintoexistence

@Bignine07 @Mcytz @MrMekzy_ What will he be doing, jumping up and down? Shey u no see say him say minus foreplay

@Mcytz @MrMekzy_ 35mins no go far jare😂 Una wan start una lie again Its not like he’ll be thrusting for the whole 35mins nah

Man: Pharm I’m worried that i no longer last in bed. Me: How long do you last now? Man: First round 5 minutes, 2 rounds 8 to 10 minutes. Me: Sorry o, but how long did you use to last before? Man: like 35 minutes normally. Me: Sorry chief, is it plus foreplay? Man: No Me:

@MikeMumbelz @TrumpsGreenland @Cr7Godbrand You just here spitting bs

You're saying this like men aren't the ones desensitized. Men who masturbate frequently and who watch too much porn can't perform. That's science. You're more likely to suffer from delayed orgasm which is a condition adjacent to ED. Instead of an inability to achieve an erection you achieve one but can't cum through normal intercourse anymore. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC48…

Porn is dangerous to men. Yet women have a variety of jump-start vibrator cables to jumpstart their coochies, get married, and then complain their husband doesn't make her orgasm because he is bad in bed. They will stop having sex with their husbands because it's not enjoyable anymore. The feeling is gone because of too much vibrator use

Only him had used deep poverty to cure problems Fuel queues — gone. because he took fuel drive from 160 to 1400 in just 3 years. Let’s see if your father can afford it let alone queue for it ASUU strikes — gone. He captured the agency, dissolved all bodies, took away educational fundings. Within 3 years, most schools had more than 300% increase in school fees. Poor man dropping from school. Yet no one could speak for them because he destroyed all the agencies that can speak before hitting them with pain State bankruptcies — Worsening. We just kept borrowing more and more WITH NO RESULT. Before, if govt borrows, they’ll try to do something for citizens before stealing the rest. This one steals with impunity. Award 3.3 trillion to power (the same) project 3 times in 3 years with nothing better. Electricity — people now pay more than 300% increase for the same uselessness. An average Nigeria can’t even guarantee a 12 hour electricity in a day. With all the money said to have been pumped in this sector. This is a big shame. Insecurity — Worse than ever before. Now police don’t even interfere in kidnapping again. They just ask you to pay ransom. Private sector exits — Worsened. Almost all companies had exited Nigeria NGX decline — Naira had gone all time low. He took it from about 400 to 1400. More than 300% decrease Food inflation — so bad than a Tiber of yam has to be cut in slices for Nigerians to be able to afford it. I didn’t even know how much of a failure this man is until I realized you didn’t even have anything good he did to campaign. This is the Worst President ever in the history of Nigeria. We all should be angry and ensure he doesn’t see that sit again

@Franc1pct @MTL1717 @EddanTarkhan If he does it more than once a day, then you ain't as busy as he claims.. 😂😂

@MTL1717 @EddanTarkhan You do it 2 times and you're telling us you don't have the time to do it.

As an ex‑masturbator, here's the truth. · You won't dislike pussy, you'll WORSHIP it. Put it on a pedestal. You'll stop seeing women and start seeing body parts. · Your erection process gets MESSED UP. You'll find yourself with a woman and not perform because your brain is wired to pixels, not presence. · Delayed ejaculation you can have sex for an hour but not finish unless you're watching p*rn or using your hand. That's a real sickness. · Appetite? You won't lose it. You'll be HUNGRY in a sick, twisted way even when you're not hungry. Don't let anyone tell you masturbation is harmless. I lived the damage.

@ReplyThisUser @ObianujuMenkiti @VyrusDaCyrus A virgin spotted.. ever wondered why some women become less attracted to their husbands after some hell of sexing?

@ObianujuMenkiti @VyrusDaCyrus Y’all nigga need to stop this lies… a well man will still erect. Can’t believe someone said he’s not aroused by a kiss, kissing for 10mins and ur d is not up?… common

Been kissing for an hour and you’re still asking me to play with your dîck before it stands. Gtf out of my face, you impótent.

@NnadozieEvans @askiaz__ I can't even imagine not going to shop! You want make my life spoil? 😂

@askiaz__ Any day I didn't go to shop, I always feel sick 😷😷

This is why I like igbo people, there was NEVER a day I woke up and needed a service and their shop is locked. NEVER!!! 😭 As they wake up the business wakes up with them.

@AjeboDanny @the_Lawrenz That guy just dey gbaa lately

@the_Lawrenz It’s lack of funds for most people. You can’t perform brokeness.

You’re depressed because you’ve been performative all your life.

@Shephew9 @Vintage_god @olamide_adee We drag am make him do more you fool.. Not because he wasn't performing but we hate mediocrity..

@Vintage_god @olamide_adee U no dey ass lick but una drag am tire when he was governor but now na him be una messiah lol

If obi becomes president in 2027 and he’s not performing I can beat my chest that the igbos will drag the living out of him ! I cannot say the same for the Yorubas as we can see .

@Tee_Zee_zw @Shadaya_Knight Stfu pussy!

@Shadaya_Knight This is exactly why men are burnout and detached from their own kids. Calling basic fatherhood "acting like a woman" is such a dead take. A real provider makes sure his home is stable not just his bank account. do better.

This isn't for Africans, there's a reason why we have the extended family, when your wife is due to deliver and after delivering, either she goes to her parents for a while or her parents send her younger sister or cousin to help The man has to be out there in full strength hustling so he can provide for the mother and child A man must focus on his duties NOT acting like a woman

@constantngozi @afrisagacity Like not just a random person, like bro, it's dangote ffs!!! 😩

@afrisagacity But how can a normal adult remove a cap from his head and put on another man's head? Another head which has its own cap? Another head which is Dangote's? What do these people smoke that they've turned into incredible embarrassments?

Dangote’s reaction when they gave him Tinubu’s “On Your Mandate” cap. Everyone is experiencing the shege.✍️

@chukwudebo @Dir_Martinsz If e ever better for you, just know say na dream.. fool

@Dir_Martinsz Probably you rushed the lady with the intention that she will be a helper in every way, not knowing she was gonna be the opposite

I don’t usually bring my personal life out like this, but sometimes silence starts to feel like suffocation. I’m married to a nurse in the UK….someone I once believed would be my partner in every sense of the word. When we started, it was all love, dreams, and plans about building a life together. I genuinely thought we were on the same team. But somewhere along the line, things changed. I work six days a week, constantly pushing, constantly trying to keep everything afloat. Bills, responsibilities, taxes…. it all rests on me. I’m exhausted, not just physically, but mentally. It feels like I’m living a life where I’m married, yet carrying everything alone. What hurts the most isn’t even the stress… it’s the lack of support. She earns well, but most of her money goes to her loved ones. And I understand helping family…. I do the same. But the difference is, whenever I send money to my own parents or loved ones, I’m met with attitude that can last for a whole week. Silence, coldness, distance… like I’ve done something wrong for taking care of my own. Meanwhile, I’m expected to keep showing up, keep providing, keep handling everything without question. Sometimes I sit back and think about everything I did—supporting her, standing by her, even helping her get to the UK…. and I can’t lie, I regret it. Not because I didn’t love her, but because I never imagined I would end up feeling this alone after giving so much. I’ve tried to talk about it. Tried to fix things. Tried to make her understand that this isn’t how partnership works. But every time, the response is the same: “If you’re tired, we can divorce.” Just like that. No effort to fix it. No attempt to meet halfway. Just an easy way out. And that’s what really breaks me… not the money, not even the stress—but the realization that the person I chose doesn’t seem to care enough to fight for us. Marriage is supposed to be two people carrying the weight together, not one person drowning while the other watches from a distance. At this point, I’m just tired. Tired of the imbalance. Tired of feeling alone in something that was supposed to be shared. And honestly… I don’t even know what hurts more anymore—the situation, or the regret.

@BrumeMofeDamijo @Faruqmarley @guzu_p I pity you... Dem go too fuck your wife eeh!! 😂

@Faruqmarley @guzu_p Na mindset problem be that. Person no fit talk to woman again without you adding meaning? 😂 Gist na gist. If your own head no pass one lane, no drag others enter your limitation. Calm down abeg.

Do you know the funny thing about relationships like this? People just conclude they're catching cruise because they belong in the same clique and just connecting but I will tell you for free they're fucking. You'll be foolish to believe a woman just went to a guy's house just to eat, gist and take pictures. Pants was shifted!

@brightoibe @TomolaGroup Sometimes I'm forced to believe that people who tweets like the poster above are robots or something.. cos how is bro doing all that calculations as if every other things in this life are sorted out already.

@TomolaGroup Lol. In real life things happen. You get married, build family, pay school fees, family/personal emergencies, unforseen situations. Having a consistent saving habit and compound interest helps you build resillience though not pure math like you explained it.

If you earn N400,000 per month and invest N40,000 (10%) for 15 years at 20% returns, you'll have approximately N24 million. N24 million generating 10% in dividends = N200,000 per month in passive income. Half your current salary. Now imagine you also got salary increases over those 15 years and invested a bit more each time. N200,000 per month becomes N400,000. Then N600,000. That's how you replace your salary with portfolio income. It's not fast. But it's certain.

@UmuofiaPresiden @dizzy10_ @SnrAfrica Use fingers joor.. no mind them

@dizzy10_ @SnrAfrica make I go like where she dey piss from? I go use ma fingers

The girls dey like the licking pass penetration, make nobody lie you

@Moon_Godesss @Donjaytrix001 Fuck you!

@Donjaytrix001 You took an innocent video of a baby enjoying a treat for the first time and turned into a sexual meme!! You are disgusting!! 😒🚮

Me the first time I sucked a woman’s breast that is not my mum

@hebyy_hebyy3 @pretty_nonye @OREZEE153995 Shut it you idiot!

@pretty_nonye @OREZEE153995 We will generalize!!!!! It's always a man. Don't be an enabler of what's not proper. Whatever you like it or not. You will still face the patriarchal system in one way or the other.

I’ve never been raped Sexually harassed or assaulted And I’ll never be🙏 Y’all should stop generalizing

@Jamalll07 @BallWizardry You know ball... Everybody gets know him place! 😂😂

@BallWizardry it’s not nonchalant, it’s just basic side guy ethic.

fun fact: Boy wey dey chop your babe no even dey text her everyday 😂😭 He dey non-chalant like werey 😭

@paaradisic @Jack_ng01 Which door your mama don use her womanhood open? Mkpi

@Jack_ng01 Sarah is a woman , as a lady their is nothing special about men getting them free ticket to jet to any corner of the world 🌎 which has nothing to do with political relevance or electoral value, She is just using her womanly advantages

Lolz 😂😂😂😂😂 Apparently you know nothing about Serah before now 😂😭😭 The day I was with Serah at the Transcorp Hilton and Allen Onyema walked up to her and they started gisting before you know it Serah got free flight ticket to go watch AFCON finals, was the day I figured how hard she has worked as a young girl If you know 1/5 of the people Serah know and associate with in real life, you will definitely not be supporting rubbish Serah have got access to the 1% of the society and it was through hardwork and intelligence unlike you that only want to come to twitter and lick the ass! And yes there is enough evidence to proof she was offered the money during EndSARS saga You don't know because you have never championed any worthy cause in your life

@Emmychizy1 @0xBenscrypto @TheoAbuAgada 22500 per episode!

@0xBenscrypto @TheoAbuAgada That wasn't the amount they paid him. It was 2,500

If in 1997 you were earning N22,500 per episode and you couldn’t build a house and buy a car out of it, then you were lowkey irresponsible baba.

@ChuksEricE Do these people lack even a scintilla of shame? Anything that would reduce me to this level of ridiculous wretchedness should never come my way. I’m far too Igbo for this biko.

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